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No Shit September 

Friend 1: I just finished no shit september!
Friend 2: Dies from large shit

Grab ass as hard as you can september 

You have to grab as many girls ass as hard as you can in september.
you have to "Grab ass as hard as you can september"

Southpaw September 

The act of using your non dominant hand for masturbation during the month of September.
Josh: yo bro are you ready for no nut November?
Mike: Nah bro its all about Southpaw September, i gotta work out my left.

12th September 2004 

The best people are born on this exact day. If this is your birthday, you're loved by someone!
Best Person: My birthday is on the 12th September 2004.
Average Person: Oh wow! That means you're one of the best people alive!

28th September 

the day that Callum failed his driving test at 2:30pm
on the 28th September, I laughed that Callum failed his driving test
28th September by Pexcey September 21, 2020

Super Squirt September 

In light of 2017's No Nut November, which led to Destroy Dick December, and then to No Finger February, Super Squirt September is a challenge for women during September to orgasm a number of times equal to the date in September.
Girl 1: Are you attempting Super Squirt September?
Girl 2: You know I am. This is one great month.