Retard Jon

Retard Jon is a person who was not born retarded but simply drank himself retarded.

my buddy is a real retard jon

by dopelemon June 11, 2020

Retardation Molestation

When "Private investigator" assholes cross white lines.

That girl was hurt by a group of retardation molestation.

by iblamethelaptop May 29, 2016

Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem

Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!

by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011

Retarded

Corri weaver

You are retarded

by Cheyanne w December 16, 2019

retarded little neanderthal

A race of people in the Ratan Galaxy known as Vatians, instead of doing their own homework and being patient they tried to fuck themselves to death and make everyone else join. They pretend to be alive and use the Irish as a scapegoat.

The Vatians started project 'retarded little neanderthal' with 100% efficacy and providence, be happy don't worry life's short be an aashole.

by sinrlifemattrs October 17, 2025

Psychic Prison Made of Retards

Hey, actually Sam, I didn't make any of those.

Hym "I didn't make a Psychic Prison Made of Retards. That's not a thing I did."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

smart retard

a smart retard

it's ok if you're retarded, i've had a friend who's a smart retard and got straight A's in elementary.

by TripTrapL November 21, 2018