The proper way to respond to pointless internet argument, consisting of insults being thrown around. Usually used to end the conversation.

Person 1: You're so fucking stupid.
Person 2: I'll put that in my notes.
"I'll put that in my notes."
by Your Sister March 7, 2015
mugGet the I'll Put That In My Notesmug.

Put your cat on the mic

when you tell someone when they when someone to tell them someone to when tell them to get more bitches like yknow
by Bennnjie October 13, 2021
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Something you say to someone who is acting like a total bitch; as tho they were on their menstrual and in major bitch mood. Also an inconspicuous way of telling someone that they are being intolerable and that they need to cut that shit out. Cuz it's showing. Put ur period away.
Omg BeckySusan; put your rag in your pocket already. And stop treating everyone like they all just stabbed your Vag. U don't have to be a bitch!
by BeckySusan Ragpocket October 8, 2020
mugGet the Put your rag in your pocketmug.
When you're making out with somebody with a bowl haircut
guy 1: He is making out with that girl again
guy 2: yeah she is putting the lid on the pot
by DetIkkeForkert April 8, 2018
mugGet the Putting the lid on the potmug.

Putting the Couch on

When your friend falls asleep/passes out in front of a crowd and you each take a turn placing your genitals anywhere from their forehead to the bridge of their nose.
"I don't remember putting the couch on Chris!?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"
by tbfc February 23, 2024
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