Pull wool

To deceive, to cover the eyes with wool, to do hoodlam shit and not get caught because your street smart

There's no way you're gonna pull wool this time!

by Mr Dinges June 17, 2016

Pull a Bernstein

obvious, bait

To ask a really obvious question, or a question that can easily be answered by looking on Google.

"What does bait mean?"
"Ah man, did u just pull a Bernstein?"

by JThemDigital June 24, 2020

Pulling a harny

When your gonads fall out of a hole in your pants in public.

Did you see Adam pulling a harny when he bent down? Nearly blinded me!

by estoffido October 16, 2020

Pulled a Groesch

That awkward moment when you say something embarrasing right when everyone else in the room stops talking. The whole situation is taken way out of contrast and is quite funny. Usually such moments are never lived down.

Alex: Some five-year-old girls can be attractive..
Tiffany: WHAT did you just say?!?
Matt: Nah tiffany it's ok, he just pulled a groesch

by Shiny Zebra June 22, 2011

Pulling a Doughty

Getting naked in public every chance you get. In any situation finding a way to lose an article of clothing, preferably all of them.

Jon: I am so tired of this asian guy sitting on my blow up mattress outside. I am going to get naked and go lay down beside him. (Runs outside naked)

(Three minutes later)

Chris: Where is Jon?

Seth: Oh he is pulling a doughty and ran outside naked.

by jroad November 5, 2011

Pulled a Falcon

1. When you get something great, then find someone who got something better, they Pulled a Falcon on you.

2. When he got, she got or they got what you wanted, they Pulled a Falcon.

inspired by the State Farm Insurance commercial;

Guy1 walking down the sidewalk carrying a falcon he just bought with the money he saved on his insurance.

Guy 2 walks by carrying a Parrot he just bought and comments "I should have got a Falcon".
Ergo, he "Pulled a Falcon"

by TJFalcon September 11, 2011

Pulling a Hemi

When you're so wrong that in order for someone to correct you they would have to teach you what equates to several entry level college classes. Ultimately making correcting you more trouble than it's worth. Often met with agressive rage and violent sexual rhetoric from your side.

Hemi: We can't have medicare for all because then doctors will make less money, you stupid mingering cum gargler. And if doctors make less money nobody will want to be a doctor anymore, you absolute cretin DOLT. Then America will run out of doctors and we will all die. That is why Insulin NEEDS to be 10x more expensive in America than every other country.

Person 2: I would correct you but you're just pulling a Hemi and I don't have 3 hours to spend doing so.

Hemi: I am not astonished.

DOLT!

by MarkoLYFT July 4, 2023