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tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich 

when you roast someone so hard that they're forced to give in
I wrote such a forceful email to my teacher to change my grade that he was tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich.

pyrotechnical cheez potato 

A person that, rather being a couch potato, is a modem potato, spending long periods of time surfing the web, obsessing over exceedingly silly (aka "cheesy") information, to a such a degree that they spontaneously self-combust, but survive in a new form.
John used to hang out and go to parties, but after he became a pyrotechnical cheez potato, we didn't see much of him outside his computer room.

dirty potato

The origin of the word is found in the culinary world where one mashes a potato while keeping the skin crushed along with the potato, thus making the potato seem to be "dirty." However, when eating these potatoes along side a girl who is strikingly beautiful but suspiciously anxious to hop in bed, one can clearly make the connection that is the definition of a "dirty potato." As you gaze at the soft, pleasant, tasteful aspects of the potato one can look up and find similarly beautiful aspects of the woman. However, when you get a taste of that sometimes bitter, unclean, downtrodden from years in the dirt only to be pulled from the ground to be enjoyed as a breif taste sensation... but suprisingly delightful and pleasing, only think back to the night before, when you both were engaged in the most vile and depraved acts of sexual misconduct you were ever lucky enough to be a part of, and one will finally see the true meaning of "dirty potato."
Good Lord, she did that?!!!?!??!

What a f***ing DP (Dirty Potato)!!!

2 quotes from one of the words creators:

"Yo, Im gonna be hittin' up some serious DP action tonight..."

"We're rollin' deep with DP's tonight."

pink potato 

a pink potato is a person who thinks ther penis is larger than everyone else and are always big headed about stuff
ah he such a pink potato aint he

'Net potato 

The Internet equivalent of a couch potato. A 'Net potato doesn't use the Internet for a specific purpose, he just moves from one URL to another, looking for anything to pass the time.
Guy 1. What are you doing online?

Guy 2. Surfing.

Guy 1. Surfing? Nobody "surfs" anymore. What are you actually doing?

Guy 2. Surfing.

Guy 1. Dude, you're a 'Net potato. Go read a book or something.
'Net potato by Nate_V. October 19, 2010

cajun potato 

A.K.A spicy anus- when your asshole swells like a potato after a spicy meal.
Man that peri peri chicken sure gave me a massive Cajun potato
cajun potato by mearaomeara July 24, 2014