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Love

Some thing that is

fucking rare.
Your lucky if you find love.
by Bitchxxxxxx April 12, 2019
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by 666Rawr666 October 25, 2017
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in love

When all other plans to get laid don't work, and you don't want to rape a bitch, you are in love, with hopes of increasing your chances of getting laid.
Fundo tried many different techniques to have sex with his girlfriend, including advice from dating newsletters, as well as dating tips from friends. Because Fundo did not want to rape a bitch, he told his girlfriend he was in love. Suddenly, there were women jumping his bones by the hour.
by auth00r June 19, 2006
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Love

(romantically)
A reaction in your brain, when finding the most eligible person to reproduce with. Most think it is important in life, but honestly love is just a distraction of real life, pay attention to the beauty of life- don't waste your time in loving someone- when you could pay attention and love so much more, something that's forever- and something which won't ever change.
Person 1: I love you
Person 2: in which way
Person 1: what do you mean
Person 2: in a way we love the ground we walk upon, and the air we breathe, the way we love our friends and family, the way you love yourself or romantically?
Person 1: I love you romantically
Person 2: but why, when there is so much more to love- so much more to experience, why only love one thing; when you could love everything and most importantly love yourself.
by ThatDeepThinker February 14, 2020
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Putting yourself in a life long commitment that you will regret
by Jagify557 May 26, 2017
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Love

A term that means "I'm only saying this because I want to get into your tight ass pants, you whore".

Commonly mixed up with a feeling that gets you higher than a damn kite.

Fuck anyone for using it the first way.
Guy: Hey do you wanna go out to the car *wink*

Girl: No.

Guy: I love you.
by Urbanlyawesome October 8, 2014
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