Skip to main content

i show speed

Guy 1: have you watched I show speed?

Guy: 2 shake that ass
by 👀ඞ January 26, 2022
mugGet the i show speedmug.

Dog Show

A subtle type of insulting or belittling of a Target by using a sarcastic way of request aimed at said Target to show their talent, skill, or level of intelligence. If the Target obliges to the request, often times in front of a camera or a crowd, this results in 2nd Hand Embarrassment among watchers (commonly without the knowledge of the target), a malicious amusement among the requestors, and lowering the Target's standing in the eye of the public, the crowd, or in the hierarchy of their peers.

A Dog Show commonly happens as a way of bullying a person without their knowledge, who is clueless to this concept. The term came from Dog Shows, where dogs are ordered to do tricks, to entertain an audience.
Actor 1: "Hey Brad! Can you do a little dance for me? These girls over here would be OVERJOYED to see you bust some moves... I heard that you were a great dancer!"

Actor 2: "Yeah haha! Come on it would really make me have a crush on you if you did!"

Target: "Oh haha. O-okay..." *dances awkwardly*

-In the near distance-

Actor 4: "Those upperclassmen are making a Dog Show out of that poor kid again. Should we do something?"

Actor 5: "Nah. He should've learned to avoid it after he got his left leg sprained from failing a Cartwheel."
by JhaelQ14 May 14, 2022
mugGet the Dog Showmug.

After Show

Videos for patreons of the Australian youtuber DankPods.
*clap* heyyyy- it's the after show!
P1: "You watch Dankpods?"
P2: "Yeah! I actually have his patreon."
P1: "Nice, I don't wanna spend that much money so I don't have it."
P2: "The after show is $1 a month..."
by EndFan June 18, 2021
mugGet the After Showmug.
Benningfield junior overall bootys benningfield junior overall breasts talent show in little America. Bending over bootys bending over breasts talent show in little America. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior march 10th 1989.
I invented and made and created bejrovbooty bejrovbreastalent show in little America. By Lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior march 10th 1989.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq February 23, 2024
mugGet the BeJrovBOOTy BeJrovbreastalent show in little Americamug.

Jayn shows her ass day

Jayn will show her ass on 5/28 for anyone who sends her this
by ryanpo May 28, 2020
mugGet the Jayn shows her ass daymug.

show up in uniforum

To have a whole troop of badge-wearers go to interact with someone, rather than just having one or two of "da area's finest" go talk to him.
Oftentimes a supposed "offender" is merely a meek harmless individual who likely hadn't actually been aware dat he'd broken da law --- or maybe even dat he'd offended anyone to begin with --- and so there's no need to "show up in uniforum" at his front door... most likely just having a single officer unobtrusively approach him and quietly discuss options would be more than sufficient!
by QuacksO January 29, 2025
mugGet the show up in uniforummug.

Show him who's boss

to prove to someone that you are the best and most powerful person on the planet
Person 1: Hey dude, you've got to kill someone in the school and show him who's boss of the school.
Person 2: Okay. I
by yeezyeatsassalot January 3, 2024
mugGet the Show him who's bossmug.

Share this definition