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Judgmental James

An easily unimpressed chef with a flawless palate, able to tell you the ingredient in an item with a single taste.

A lover of things that do what they say they do... every other product can “get out of here!”

Notoriously bad at using chopsticks and opening boiled eggs. Tells it like it is; will tell you their impressions of anything and everything without any concerns - straight to the point and sassy.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars, Celebrity Chefs & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
1.)
BEN: “James, would you be able to identify the powder in front of you?”
JAMES: “It’s turmeric.”
BEN: “Anything else you can get?”
JAMES: “Ginger and Cinnamon”
BEN: “3 out of 3”

2.)
JAMES: “What’s nostalgic about this? A cucumber sandwich... Did you used to eat a lot of cucumber sandwiches as a child? Because I’m pretty sure I’d of thrown this at you...and I’m still tempted to do that, in all fairness.”

Ahh- very judgy Judgmental James today! 😂
by KhaleesiofRivia April 5, 2021
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James Charles

The guy Pedro thinks is hot when he dresses like a girl.
Pedro thinks James Charles is hot.
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the Pastor James

when a girl puts her fist in your butt while giving you a blowie
I was with blowjob Betty when she surprised me with The Pastor James
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James Bond

(jaims bond)
Noun
-A complete and total badass.

Noun
-A smooth gentleman with a lot of charm who can get anyone to sleep with him
eg: WHOA MAN, DID YOU SEE HOW HE HANDLED THAT BEAR? HE'S A TOTAL JAMES BOND

eg:
Dude: Hey how was it at the club last night?
Other dude: Oh man there was this one chick there, and we fucked real good, she doesn't even know my NAME
Dude: WHOA MAN, YOU'RE SUCH A JAMES BOND
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Lebron James

In French I’m so tired, when I’ll get home I’ll Lebron James to some BBL
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Charles james

Charles James is fit and kind but he doesn’t realise it, he’s very funny but he’s a f*cking weirdo who would piss on a bus.
That guy is a charles James, so bloody retarded but nice
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