Girl's Night Out 

A night free from the literal and symbolic confines of significant other. Girl's Night Out had the same rules as Las Vegas; what happens on Girl's Night Out stays in Girl's Night Out. Men you sleep with on Girl's Night Out do not count towards your sexual partner count, getting smashingly drunk and showing your tits does not make you a slut on Girl's Night Out either, it makes you "fun". A Bachelorette Party is an example of GNO. Proper Attire: Sluttiest thing you can legally buy

"Honey, me and Trixie and Lou Lou are going out for Girl's Night Out while you watch the play offs. I love you..."

Girl's Night Out by Cupcake McLovin October 17, 2008

Saturday Night Live 

A now stupid sketch comedy show. As Mad TV get steadily better ( Though is also still sucks), SNL gets increasingly worse. One lame sketch includes everyone dressing up as dogs and pretending to be in a restaurant, while everyone humps each other.

Did you watch SNL last night?
No...no, no, no no no no NO NO NO.

Saturday Night Live by Sephy September 15, 2005

last night's dinner 

The act of licking another person's anus.

Tyler: Hey, is that chocolate on your mouth? I told you not to eat that Hershey bar.

Jim: No, man. I forgot to clean my mouth after eating last night's dinner.

last night's dinner by Surveyor of Gross September 5, 2013

Jewish night out 

Trying to have a good night out spending as little as possible. e.g. starting off drinking at home, then sneaking into a smart night club until admission is free! Ideal if one is living in the city centre so no taxi has to be taken after and no jacket is required (no cloakroom charges)

Ive spent only a tenner last nite. I sneaked in before 11pm and the drinks were cheap. Now that was a proper Jewish night out!

Jewish night out by nesa January 28, 2007

Touch Me In The Night When My Schlong Is Full Of Milk

what to say to your partner or slut when your penis is juicy and you know that it is a jug full'o'semen. often works best when about to go to sleep

Dean: Good night.
Lucy: Good night.
Dean:.....touch me in the night when my schlong is full of milk
Lucy.....okay....

Touch Me In The Night When My Schlong Is Full Of Milk by Mark McPants November 25, 2006

Glad Ass Night 

A NIGHT that makes a gay man GLAD for getting his ASS reamed.

KELLY: Sorry you're so bummed out PAT.

PAT: That's okay, I'm gonna have a GLAD ASS NIGHT with Big Bob tonight!

Glad Ass Night by Peter Phil McCracken March 12, 2009

what did i do last night? 

The question you ask yourself or your friends after a night of heavy drinking. Often, you do not want to hear the response, but need to know if you should apologize to anyone or get checked for STDs.
You usually spend the rest of the day dwelling on the events of the past night and slapping yourself on the head saying "doh!"

yo what did i do last night?
Danced with some drunk chick on stage at the bar and busted your ass

what did i do last night? by TrixieTrix March 8, 2009