Thug Muffin

A word that a fucking faggot uses to describe his dog. One who uses this term is often perceived as a homosexual, but may actually just be bisexual.

Fag: Come here Thug Muffin let me pet you!
Dude: You're a fucking faggot. I'm gonna kick your ass.

by ThugmuffinsMurderer November 19, 2013

Blabby Muffin

When a girl puts her period blood in a pan and bakes it into an oven.

Blabby Muffin-I have no fuckin idea what I ate, but it was red, moist and mushy

by Hooray For Boobies!!!! October 2, 2008

My Grandmas Muffins

A Sexual Act where the couple strips their clothes and consume eachothers privates while on a family video call. While you eat the meat you chew it up and spit it around chanting “grandmas muffins” over and over.

“Hey baby, would you like to show the family Grabdmas Muffins”
“You bet your ass I would!”
“I would love to show My Grandmas Muffins as well”

by MrHornywetsoco December 22, 2020

Fluffin' your Muffin

A term used by Killysunt on YouTube; basically means "just fucking with you."

Me: Your cat's dead. Just fluffin' your muffin

by Buttered Quayle April 23, 2019

Sky the English Muffin

A sky that stays up too late, particularly in the United Kingdom.

She always saw the Sky the English muffin, whenever she came on vacation.

by _0i May 6, 2019

Stud Muffin Top

The phase that an attractive man enters before dad bod. This usually occurs when his partner is pregnant and he is supporting her pregnancy food cravings.

While Charlotte was told she was looking radiant while she was pregnant, her husband Steve was told he better watch his stud muffin top before he had a full fledged dad bod.

by yogibaker May 22, 2016

Corn Muffin Cock

When a penis is small but extremely thick with a lot of girth causing the head to look like a corn muffin. Giant and as wide around as a coke can but short and stumpy like a muffin too.

2 inch cock, 10 inch head. A lady killer....... literally. :)

Mike- "Hey babe, wanna see a corn muffin cock?"
Sarah- "What the hell is that?"
Mike- *Whips out cock
Sarah- "Oh my god, that dick head is so big that a bear couldn't even blow it. "
Mike- "Yup, you need both hands for this Corn Muffin Cock"

Lou- That thing isn't even 3 inches long dude. She rather get with my normal 7 inch snake like penis istead of that stumpy mushroom cloud looking disaster

Sarah- " Incorrect, i prefer girth. I want to stretch my walls"

Lou- "WHATEVER!!!!"

by GM123 April 21, 2017