The epitome of weak. A girl who will follow you around like a lost puppy dog. A major whore that has nothing better to do rather than to be a try-hard. JMZ for short.
Girl 1; Did you see that girl following her friend around?
Girl 2; You mean like an JMZ?
Girl 1; Yeah.. that bitch is definitely a Jolynn Marie Zimmerman.
Girl 1 && Girl 2;; LOL. Weak ass bitch.
Girl 2; You mean like an JMZ?
Girl 1; Yeah.. that bitch is definitely a Jolynn Marie Zimmerman.
Girl 1 && Girl 2;; LOL. Weak ass bitch.
by Random bitch c; December 29, 2011
Get the Jolynn Marie Zimmerman.mug. by Post rosaries May 4, 2013
Get the Dick nose Doug Marymug. 1. Like the character Ben Stiller played in the movie "There's Something About Mary," the person suffering from this condition still has a strong love for a high school sweatheart, even after years of separation.
2. Like Cameron Diaz's character, this syndrome my also deal with a person stuck between two or more choices of potential partners, in which the person with said syndrome cannot choose who he/she wants.
-can be abbreviated to TSAMS
2. Like Cameron Diaz's character, this syndrome my also deal with a person stuck between two or more choices of potential partners, in which the person with said syndrome cannot choose who he/she wants.
-can be abbreviated to TSAMS
1. "Hey Brian, I saw Judy for the first time in 7 years"
"Dude, you're suffering from There's Something About Mary Syndrome."
2. "Ugh I can't choose between Brett, George, And Tom"
"Yeah TSAMS really sucks, doesn't it?"
"Dude, you're suffering from There's Something About Mary Syndrome."
2. "Ugh I can't choose between Brett, George, And Tom"
"Yeah TSAMS really sucks, doesn't it?"
by benny stiler September 7, 2009
Get the There's Something About Mary Syndromemug. the most shittiest school in london idec before mr simms came it was live everyone who came out is on piss mr simms stink he can suck my left toe lanky prick.
by SuCkK yO mUdDaA April 1, 2020
Get the St marys high cheshuntmug. The shit that you buy and smoke the fucking hell out of..
Slang for Marijuana, weed, smoke, cannabis, etc.
Used to hid the fact from your parents that you are a fucking pot-head loser.
Slang for Marijuana, weed, smoke, cannabis, etc.
Used to hid the fact from your parents that you are a fucking pot-head loser.
Kid: Mom, I have to run out and get a boquet of mary-jane's flowers...
Mother: That's nice dear, tell her I said hello....
Mother: That's nice dear, tell her I said hello....
by Ivan Daskleiben October 30, 2009
Get the boquet of mary-jane's flowersmug. excerpt & interpretation from mary jane's last dance:
SHE MOVED DOWN HERE,
AT THE AGE OF 18,
SHE BLEW THEM BOYS AWAY,
WAS MORE THAN THEY'D SEEN.
the indiana boys' first toke
I WAS INTRODUCED AND WE BOTH STARTED GROOVIN'.
Tom's (?) first toke
SHE SAID I DIG YA BABY BUT I GOT TO BE MOVIN,
ON.
KEEP MOVIN' ON.
he liked it because it treated him well
eventually, though, he has to give it up:
LAST DANCE WITH MARY JANE,
ONE MORE TIME TO KILL THE PA-AIN.
come on
I FEEL SUMMER CREEPIN' IN,
AND I'M,
TIRED OF THIS TOWN AGA-AIN.
kind of confusing personification. here's my guess:
"summer"=best time of the year; most comfortable weather
therefore "summer" is the euphoric high, slowing "creeping" into his system
"town"=could be a lot of things:
1) the boring indiana town, whose boredom he escapes through smoking, however, more likely:
2) the "down" state; not being high (could be an anagram?)
that should get you guys started. this is taking forever and i have class. figure the rest out on your own.
SHE MOVED DOWN HERE,
AT THE AGE OF 18,
SHE BLEW THEM BOYS AWAY,
WAS MORE THAN THEY'D SEEN.
the indiana boys' first toke
I WAS INTRODUCED AND WE BOTH STARTED GROOVIN'.
Tom's (?) first toke
SHE SAID I DIG YA BABY BUT I GOT TO BE MOVIN,
ON.
KEEP MOVIN' ON.
he liked it because it treated him well
eventually, though, he has to give it up:
LAST DANCE WITH MARY JANE,
ONE MORE TIME TO KILL THE PA-AIN.
come on
I FEEL SUMMER CREEPIN' IN,
AND I'M,
TIRED OF THIS TOWN AGA-AIN.
kind of confusing personification. here's my guess:
"summer"=best time of the year; most comfortable weather
therefore "summer" is the euphoric high, slowing "creeping" into his system
"town"=could be a lot of things:
1) the boring indiana town, whose boredom he escapes through smoking, however, more likely:
2) the "down" state; not being high (could be an anagram?)
that should get you guys started. this is taking forever and i have class. figure the rest out on your own.
by captain phoenix May 4, 2006
Get the mary jane's last dancemug. a delicious concoction of V8 juice and premium Burnett's vodka. usually a two to one ratio of V8 to vodka. stir and serve over ice to impress all your trailer park friends at the next brunch at the redneck yacht club.
"Hey Kelley, can you make my white trash bloody mary with Spicy Hot V8? I need a kick this morning.."
"Best hangover cure? White trash bloody mary and a wake and bake session."
"Best hangover cure? White trash bloody mary and a wake and bake session."
by KentuckyGentleman October 11, 2011
Get the white trash bloody marymug.