polynesian salad monster

a girl that is being extremely bitchy and acting depressed.

Guy: "What's up polynesian salad monster?"
Girl: "Nothing."

by studmuffinlsc July 9, 2011

Monster energy miku

stupid ass mf on tiktok theyre smelly too

"monster energy miku stinks"

by Satan himself ❤️❤️ October 26, 2020

Anal dick monster

Crabs, just crabs.

(Scratches balls) "Aw shit, I got anal dick monsters."

by When you know....you fucked up July 19, 2016

writer's center monster

the pretend monster living in the abington height's high school's writer's center. it enjoys feasting on google internet searches and gets sick if the student attempts to search for porn. When it is closed, it indicates that the monster has escaped and will not reopen until it returns.

The Writer's Center is closed all day. The Writer's Center Monster must have escaped again!

by i love the WC October 29, 2007

buh-gina monster

a widget... the most retarded smallest person in germantown.

I am talking to the Buh-gina monster on the phone.

by The Joseph February 19, 2005

Sugar Puff Monster

A person who is overly large and hairy. Can sometimes be caught holding teachers in the headlock shouting 'SUGAR PUFF SUGAR PUFF' and wearing clothing resembling a mythical being riding a magic carpet.

Person 1: OMG what is that overly large, hairy being??

Person 2: Can you not see those trousers?!? Its obviously the SUGAR PUFF MONSTER! SUGAR PUFF SUGAR PUFF PUFF!

by Boldy Pum Pum June 3, 2009

flying spaghetti monster

A pathetic attempt by Richard Dawkins to discredit the GOD of creation by making the most absurd nomenclature to which he could ascribe at the time when questioned about an alternative to the real GOD.

I don't believe in God anymore than i believe in the flying spaghetti monster.

by ohterry April 12, 2014