Dingus King

The ultimate leader of the idiotic population of dinguses. They are crowned after committing extremely retarded actions and cannot seem to do anything else but be stupid. They are associated and lead a group of moronic friends.

John is the Dingus King, the leader of the dinguses

by littlebope3p March 25, 2021

king dareth

Average bri’ish boy who’s balls are miles long and has 24 subs but deserves a million. He is my idol and deserves so much attention.

“Hey have you seen that gigachad on YouTube, King Dareth”
“Who hasn’t?”

by KingDarethhimself November 8, 2022

Dildo King

The King Of Dildos, they have dragon dildo anal beads in there ass at all times.

"The dildo king needs you to pay your lube taxes."

by Choader Boater May 16, 2020

GIRTH KING

THE GIRTH KING THIS NIGGA IS INSANEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! HE KILLED 15 DUDES WITH A WHIP OF HIS DICK! HE SAVED MY LIFE 50 TIMES! THIS DUDE IS A HERO HE SAVE 69 KIDS FROM A BURING HOSPITAL@@!@!!!

BUT AT THE SAME TIME HES FUCKING INSANRFBSD HE ATE MY EX GIRLFRIENDS CATS!!! ALL 27 OF THEM!1!+!

HE LOVES LEAB

GUY 1 "YO ITS GIRTH KING"
GUY1'S GIRFREND "IM SORRY BABE I GOTTA GET THE GIRTH"
GUY1 "DAMN"

by NotGIRTHKING September 7, 2022

King Amire

A cool dude who owns his own stuff. But he sounds 12.

Person 1: He it's king amire Person 2: oh hey 12 year old

by KikiG.o.D October 19, 2019

king dabble

Someone who is an expert in the art of "dabbling." He dabbles in money. He dabbles in sports. He dabbles in girls. He is a master of all but the greatest at none.

"Damn, he can rap, sing, star on the football team, and he gets all the girls! Who is he?"

"He's King Dabble."

by King Dabble April 28, 2016

King Nel

King Nel will appear if you summon the John of Bothan. The ruler of the Pladda Flats.

I got in a 4 v 1 at school, but King Nel came and tanked it.

by anonymous November 11, 2020