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Kevin

A Kevin is the male equivalent to a Karen, but a million times worse. A Kevin is someone who is narcissistic ass hole who is highly unorganized and couldn’t poor piss out of a boot if the directions were on the sole. A Kevin is incapable of being great or good at anything positive, so to make himself feel better he lashes out and attacks people to cut them down and make them feel bad about themselves. A Kevin is the worst type of person you could be.
Wow, that guy has no soul or morals and it was so horrible watching the way he treated that poor kid.

Yea…. He’s such a Kevin. Doing anything to get ahead.
by Yogowypi September 1, 2021
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kevin

the best bf you could get, he’s sweet, always there for you and never runs out of love for you. he’s amazing. he’s funny, adorable, and the absolute loml. i wouldn’t be here w out him. he’s intelligent, strong, HOT. i j love kevin’s:).
hey do you know kevin?

yes he’s so amazing :)
by whoreforkevin June 20, 2021
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Kevinism

The best political way to go, it is the reason you look up and think "i am soo grateful that Hitler died because he was gay" and the reason why your asian parents beat the living fuck out of the when you bet a b plus.
DAMN! KEVINISM REALLY IS GREAT
by KEVVVVZ June 28, 2021
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Kevin Colby Hebert

Also known as a young Bob Patrick, Kevin Colby Hebert is the ultimate anal animal savage. He enjoys long walks on the beach and stimulating an innocent boys butt hole. (preferably 4-12 year olds). While scared to use his real name by the fear of being found and captured, Kevin uses the name "COBRA".
Hey Sammi, dont stay out too late, you dont want Kevin Colby Hebert to get your booty.

I wont mom.
by BUTT KISSER May 29, 2012
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Kevin's Meatshed

A meatshed owned by Kevin where he will handle your meat and deliver some nice packages of meat.
Guy 1: Hey you want to catch some lunch, maybe hook up with some chicks tonight?

Guy 2: I'm fine, I just came from Kevin's Meatshed.
by BNaae October 23, 2011
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Kevin Small

Kevin "Tom Selleck" Small (born January 29, 1945) is an American actor and film producer, best known for his starring role as Hawaii-based private investigator Thomas Magnum on the 1980s television show Magnum, P.I.. He also plays Police Chief Jesse Stone in a series of made-for-TV movies based on the Robert B. Parker novels. In 2010, he appears as NYPD Police Commissioner Frank Reagan in the drama Blue Bloods on CBS.
Aw maan! He's so Kevin Small!

Kill that nigga'!
by TomSellecksFanBase October 18, 2011
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Kevin

Super sexy,Super hot 🥵 he has a huge 😳smile, he is so hot all the boys fall and get distracted, ppl love him because his feet are so soft like a baby angle and his p… piñata is filled with he most candy, and he is hottttttt. he loves men but he’s not gay, and he only kissed 20000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 boys so his mom needs to stop plying. also his dog is pregnant…… He’s ganna be a dad 🥳🥳🥳 he also
really hot, and i would kiss him and get lost in his dreamy eyes for days. He’s my daddy, that’s not sus because a said no no homo 😩 he’s super hot also 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Kevin is as hot as shrek 🥵
by Jojo is king November 22, 2021
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