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Those are just her nipples

A phrase used when something has been completed but it has just been realized that there's still more to do.

Origin: Internet personality Jordan Cole was talking to his friend Henry about this girl he hooked up with who he claimed had "breasts the size of watermelons."

Henry: bro, I'm sorry but I just can't picture a girl with tits that big.
Jordan Cole: let's put it into perspective, they're about the size of your side view mirrors.
Henry: I thought you said they were the size of watermelons?
Jordan Cole: Oh, those are just her nipples.
Hiker 1: Hell yeah, looks like we just reached the summit of the mountain.
Hiker 2: Yeah? Well those are just her nipples, there's still two miles left.
by TheTickleBunny August 21, 2018
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"Just in case" shave

When you're meeting that guy for a second date and you're not sure what is going to happen. Particularly when the date could involve an apartment or home. The art of shaving everything, prior to a date, in hopes of getting down and dirty.
GASP! You're going over to his house?! Make sure you "just in case" shave!

Hm... This guy seems pretty into me, should I "just in case" shave for tonight?

UGH I "just in case" shaved and we didn't even hook up. I could have worn my leggings for another week!
by justincaseshave February 5, 2019
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JAB (just a bro)

Used to signify to others that an individual is just a bro. No more, no less.
Dude, is it true you have a thing for Jennifer?
Nah man, she's jab.
Jab? As in she's just a bro?
Took the words right outta my mouth

Hey, do you have a thing for Billy?
Nahhh, hes jab.
Oh, just a bro!

-JAB (just a bro)-
by jfreshh February 15, 2019
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Just Wonderin’

An expression used when an associate (most commonly a suspicious girl friend or wife), has been seriously contemplating your possible (likely) infidelity or unfaithfulness. This expression usually is in reference to your whereabouts within the previous 24 hours, before the gf/wife has been able to make any real discoveries. This, leaving her at this point, just wonderin’.
Girlfriend: Hi baby, I’m so happy your home... where did you go after work last night?
You: I cane home.
Girlfriend: No, I mean before you cane home?
You: I did a few things, why, what’s with all the detective work?
Girlfriend: Oh, just wonderin’.
by JackJermaine69 May 29, 2018
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Just-in-case Friend

A "friend" that is your friend just in case all your other friends leave you.
"Oh.. Samantha? No, she's my Just-in-case friend."
by hurricanekatryna June 3, 2018
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Just a mom

It's a sarcastic statement. No mother is "just" anything. Motherhood is an important role in life.
"Oh, yeah she's just a mom."
by tscullen June 11, 2018
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chewing the same food you just spit out

When you just dealt with a problem and solved it, then you have to deal with it again.
i just broke up with my bf
didn't you need his money tho
ugh i will get back together with him then, get the money, then i will break up with him
your basically chewing the same food you just spit out.
by ahfukajshfk May 16, 2018
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