The act of grabbing a man's crotch and squeezing with the intent of causing the man pain. See also angry michael
Did you see Danny Bonaduce get into a fight with that radio DJ? Danny got him on the ground, got a hold of some crotch, and gave him the angry jackson.
by SimpleFi December 25, 2019

by Daweird342 March 26, 2024

Jackson is a bitch
by jacksonarat September 4, 2022

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

A Cirque Du Soleil show that ram in 2011. Its soundtrack featured 27 songs of Michael’s, lasting an hour and forty-two minutes. All songs were remixed and also featured The Jackson 5 and The Jacksons songs. It also featured artists 50 Cent, Janet Jackson, Kevin Antunes, Mick Jagger, Siedah Garrett, and Rockwell.
by rru12 November 4, 2023

by Jackson Byrom December 31, 2020

A poet who probably existed during the famed Elizabethan Era, but whose work did not survive plagues, famines, and fires. Legend has it on good authority that he was a thing, and he wrote famous poems like Ode to Ye Farting Muse, The Ballad of the Blazing Bunghole, Sonnet of the Squeaking Sphincter, and others that have been lost to history. He is also rumored to have dabbled into musical theatre, with Assgas! The Musical.
by stroodlemc August 8, 2025
