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shoemaker's job

A poorly done job characterized by careless, half assed workmanship, and just downright incorrect use of materials. Commonly used in reference to plumbing work and frequently cited by professional plumbers evaluating work that has been done by somebody else.
Bill sure did a shoemaker's job when he put that hot water heater in.
by dertysanchezz December 28, 2011
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no jobs for you.

terms used to describe the days of celibacy following when boys become dumb and end a fight with a new term for hand job.
Boy: hey, get on urban dictionary and search 'aub jobs.'
Girl: okay...
Boy: i thought it would break the awkwardness.
Girl: no jobs for you. for at least a week.
by stiff prude November 12, 2008
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foreign job

An imported car of any kind.
"he drives one of those foreign jobs from Germany."

"good thing I wasn't driving one of those little foreign jobs when I got into that accident, or I would of been maggot food."
by whoareyou July 8, 2003
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Job For A Cowboy

A band who is hated by various people.

Hated by softer metal fans because they are too hard.
Hated by death metal fans because they are too soft.
Disliked by me because of those stupid pig squeals.
Job For A Cowboy would be a lot better without those goddamn squeals.
by JFAC October 24, 2007
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hood job

A blowjob from a hood rat for $10 or drugs of similar value.
Bob: Yo' John what did you do last night?
John: Oh I was bored and went down to Amsterdam Ave last night and got a hood job from some skeezer missing a few teeth.
by Pat Aqua March 30, 2010
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Z Job

A Z Job is were you are recieving a blow job where the giver of the blow job is sleeping, also refered to as catching some zzz's, therefore a z job
Wow, my roommate gave me the best Z Job last night, haha and he always wakes up complaining about the bad taste in his mouth in the morning, what a fool.
by D 103 December 3, 2009
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Above Job

Ken - "Hey man, wanna give me an above job?"

Adam - "WTF is an above job?"

Ken - "It's the opposite of a below job."

See - Below Job
by Sir Poopmonkey March 20, 2009
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