Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.
Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare
by zaqwszsfdzsgf December 19, 2019
by play celeste plz plz May 19, 2022
100 every week. Sometimes there’s evil people on the crosses and they get tnt tied to their penises so they can be stripped of their identity. The mighty stink will burn anything holy cross related and blow peoples penises for fun
by Linbodabrick September 04, 2022
How to have a convosation ?
Say “hi” or something like that
Then if someone says it to you say it back
And start to chit chat
Send this to your freinds to teach them
Say “hi” or something like that
Then if someone says it to you say it back
And start to chit chat
Send this to your freinds to teach them
by Only true facts here March 17, 2021
A subtle query used by the drunk, stoned, tripping, and otherwise inebriated to check a fellow’s self assessment of his or her condition. typically used in situations in which frank inquiry is not possible.
cashier: “that will be twenty dollars and 19 cents”
you: “How’s the weather?”
your stoned friend struggling to comprehend money: “quite cloudy.” (that is to say, as the analogy follows, he’s is too impaired)
you: “How’s the weather?”
your stoned friend struggling to comprehend money: “quite cloudy.” (that is to say, as the analogy follows, he’s is too impaired)
by Dingus Hunter January 17, 2019
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 03, 2025
How to officially beat the game is to blurt it out during coitus making both people losing during such an act cancels the loss out
Jim: Hey frank guess what?
Frank: what?
Jim: The game haha you lost
Frank: doesn't work on me I beat the game
Jim: that's not possible how did you beat the game
Frank: I said it during sex
How to beat the game
Frank: what?
Jim: The game haha you lost
Frank: doesn't work on me I beat the game
Jim: that's not possible how did you beat the game
Frank: I said it during sex
How to beat the game
by Uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu January 03, 2021