internet me

When someone's cellphone is broken and therefore needs to be contacted through the internet.

Facebook status update: phone is broken. internet me.

by Draco723 April 14, 2012

corrupt me

The definition of "Corrupt Me" is an alternate way of saying "ruin me" or "degrade me" In terms of wanting someone or something to have their "fun" with you

Timothy: Give me a chance baby, and I'll show you how badly I can corrupt you~

Eli: I will give you one chance to corrupt me, you better make it worth it~

Timothy: I'll corrupt you beyond your wildest desires, your word is my command.

by McSpinack May 19, 2023

Tool me

A whole live pecker inside of you!

I really do wish Andrew would just tool me every which a way!!!

by GAY GOKU March 25, 2023

DNF ME

"DNF ME" means "Do NOT Fuck Me" or even think about it or try to think about it.

Dick Johnson tried to DNF ME buy offering me next to nothing for my Playboy magazine collection from the 1960s!

by Dr. Real Nasty February 6, 2023

Adopt me

A shitty, overrated game.

I hate adopt me.

by butth@ir December 16, 2022

Haha me

A term that's similar to mood except it's put on people and situations and objects instead of just situations

*sees a trashcan*

James: haha me

by >:)))))) October 18, 2019

sky me

fuck me after the game

Do you want to sky me

by pplover987654321 November 3, 2019