David ponce vazquez

A handsome, intelligent person who deserves the entire earth (pls dare me, 🩷bls)

“David ponce vazquez is literally so fine”
“He is so angelic, like ommfg”

by Iheartvina June 11, 2023

David H. ponitz

Worst school in Ohio. Mostly full of negros and annoying bitches. DO NOT GO TO IT!

David H. Ponitz is shit

by Clueless_022 March 1, 2023

David Edwards Special

Excusing yourself between courses of a meal to defecate, specifically to "create more space" for subsequent courses or pudding.

Where's Peter, his dessert is ready?

He's gone for a David Edwards special to make space!

by Urb_Dict January 7, 2023

your._counselor._.david

One of the best husband's out there and one of the best mutuals too. Father of max

Dang your._counselor._.david is really swaggy

by Def.notdaniel June 25, 2021

Elijah David Peters

Nice little man one have Zackary/Zachary Gary Goldberg s victims of the pinches has the bestest grammar and very very very very good manny

Elijah David Peters: STOP
Zack: no little boy
Elijah David Peters: Your gay
Zack: yes

by menpincher6969 May 3, 2022

David Middle Name

People with the middle name david are bad ass and sexy and if you are to ever meet one you should pop the question because you’ll never meet someone that sexy again

David Middle Name: A badass middle

Boy: my name is (first name) (david) (last name)

by Sexyhotguyjace November 16, 2022

Câta David Alexandru

The opposite of bait. Something to use to chase people away.

"By using this Câta David Alexandru, you can make your loved ones go away!"

"so that's why you're keeping a 10 meter distance from me right now"

by TheOversued January 11, 2022