Keester Cracker

a man who seeks out anal sex. Butt Pirate.

the Keester Cracker was hard at work, trolling Boys Town for fresh meat to butt-bomb..

by Rory O'Doul October 7, 2022

Cracker lover

A black man willing to turn his back on the black race in order to push ahead the white agenda.

Reggie has always been a cracker lover he told his boss his coworker was taking long lunch breaks and leaving early

by Charlie Books November 2, 2022

Crackerism

A White behavior (ex. not seasoning food)

Black guy: Oh hell nahh! This recipe look fire but the dude ain’t use no seasoning

Mexican guy: Nahh, foo thats a Crackerism!

by addingISMStoslurs May 11, 2024

Seasoned Cracker

A person of color who has almost white skin. White people are crackers but they are seasoned crackers.

She called me a cracker and I responded back that she looks like a seasoned cracker

by DankTesticle June 24, 2021

Shutting cracker

Another name for a fortune cookie. I created myself on accident as a child and only just figured out isn’t a real term so I made it one.

“What’d you get in your shutting cracker?”
“You mean fortune cookie?”

by Neontheboy December 10, 2024

Cracker

A cracker is like a "weed grinder" but for laughter gas. You insert the whipped cream cartridge then put a balloon around the top, then you just twist and the gas flows into the balloon.

Friend A: Ayo lad! I got the gas and balloons, yo got a cracker?
Friend B: Yea man, i gotchu.
Friend A: we gon' get high!

by HighOnJenkem November 5, 2018

cracker jacking

the act of pre ejaculating on a food offering, preferably putting the food in your butt crack after eating mexican food so that it infuses the flavors.

if the persons notices any taste you say cracker jack

the teacher gave muffins to his students, without them realizing it had gone through a cracker jacking process

by 69ArabianNights January 24, 2024