Bristol Car Wash

what happens when an athlete or celebrity visits the ESPN campus in Bristol, CT and appears on various shows and platforms

Jake: I've seen Tebow on SportsCenter, First Take, and NFL Live. Is he going through the Bristol Car Wash?

Bob: Yup.

by Shopping Cart Man July 31, 2013

Urban Car wash

The act of passing your genitalia over the back of somebody's head who is sitting down.

AJ just gave Isaiah's afro an urban car wash.

by Carla chameleon September 6, 2013

Car-bro-loading

Car-bro-loading is the act of cultivating mass the night before a big workout by going out with your bros and loading up on carbs via high life beers, pizza, and Chinese food. Commonly practiced in the Mid-west.

Bob-Ay: Yeah, Friday me and my roommates are going out for 50 cent beers and we are gonna go car-bro-loading.

Uncle Andy: Car-bro-load?

Bob-Ay: Yeah, get our carb on then Saturday we are gonna tear up the gym.

by AMc799 December 18, 2011

Best car in the world

Mazda rx-7

The Miata is like a little brother to the best car in the world

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Pasketi Car Burner

The forbidden spaghetti.

Please don't eat the pasketi car burner, it's forbidden!

by DemilSpotify March 1, 2023

Tuscan car wash

When you fill their vagina with cooked spaghetti noodles and they drag it across your face

We had some leftover spaghetti noodles last night, so we decided to have a Tuscan car wash

by MCM<3CJB March 22, 2023

white bitch car

your basic white bitches car
a white 4x4, usually a range or Land Rover

every basic white bitch wants one

Her:“omg I love that Range Rover, I want it in white though”
Him:”what a basic white bitch”

White bitch car example ->

by Gregory’s my other October 28, 2023