cum jug

jug full of cum

boy I sure do fucking love drinking fro m my cum jug

by I fucking love cum May 6, 2019

cum labyrinth

A large virtual or real area that is hard to escape and has an extreme amount of cum in it.

Me: join my cum labyrinth on discord.
friend no there is to many channels and everyone spams cum in chat!

by theonewhocucks September 18, 2019

purple cum

cancer, usually caused by intercourse with a Tianna.

keep your legs crossed, you don't want purple cum.

by gingie.hippie May 8, 2017

Cum bucket

Vagina, a bucket with a dick sized hole filled with cum slowly leaking out.

After raging sex with my boyfriend I became a cum bucket.

by Feedle Derp February 16, 2017

Cum flakes

It’s when you ejaculate in your covers at night then the next morning you scrape it off your covers in to flakes.

Mom: time to eat breakfast.
You: hold on I’m Scraping my cum flakes.

by Crustyh January 17, 2018

The Cummings Disorder

The passionate urge to run very large distances in a very short amount of time. Normally, without getting tired.

I just ran 5 miles with this dude, and he told me that when he gets home, he's going to run 8 more.

That guy's got an awful case of The Cummings Disorder.

by TheMGMguy September 22, 2012

puddle of cum

The best insult in human history no other insult can match it

Fuck you, you puddle of cum
AW SHIT

by poopyman September 16, 2013