chub check

The mandatory determination and disclosure of your penile engorgement percentage. A important question posed by a friend in a group when they are curious of the state of each of their bros penises.

Friend 1: “Ayo chub check!”
Friend 2: “Shit ah, 30%? I was thinking about your sister!”
Friend 3: “Zero bro, I ain’t hard at all.”

by Euri_Tahdid July 18, 2023

So Checked

lame, messed up, in a boring manner

BRO! that's SO CHECKED!!

by mattygsuh August 27, 2016

Background check

The background check is preformed while hitting it doggystyle. You take your right thump and insert it into her ass. Be sure to wiggle it around and get it nice and deep. When you remove your thumb it should have a good amount of poo on it. Now take your right thumb and put a poopy thumb print on her ass cheek. Similar to a live scan, DROS, or background check.

background check

by Mr. Brownfinger September 6, 2016

Bank Account Check

A phrase used by broke gamma males in order to increase their ranking in the social hierarchy.

Yo can I get a bank account check on that kid right there.

by Adapt cx March 18, 2021

Vide Check

When someone is trying to fool his coworkers with multiple urban dictionary definitions.

"- Hey check that definition on urban dictionary!
- Which one?
- I don't know, just check "vide check" "

by Hot Paper April 14, 2020

Checking out my club

golf bro slang for taking a piss in the woods

"Steve where ya at? We gotta tee off or let these old fogeys play through!"

*zipper noise* "Bruh hold up, I'm checking out my club."

by kirkandorules July 26, 2023

check his ass

It's when going down the road and you see a cop who is frisking a local drug dealer you feel the urge to roll down the window and yell "check his ass".

Jimmy say hey Bobby is that sergio that sold you that bunk shit getting hemmed up by the cops. Bobby says lets get him Jimmy yells. CHECK HIS ASS

by Jimmycrackpipe August 8, 2016