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Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and serotonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 9, 2023
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Brother

1. Male Sibling, either biologically male (cis male) or sexually male (trans male)
2. A phrase used by space marines
3. A brothel but Japanese
Hey brother what’s up
“Brother I am pinned here”
“Gonna head to the brother”
by OOGA BOOGA JOOGA GOOGA February 16, 2021
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Bull Brothers

Tyler and John are bull brothers
by leadershipinaction April 17, 2011
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coconut brothers

Two or more very close friends form a pact by placing their testicles on a large stone and smashing their testicles with coconuts. The testicles will not be able to function, resulting in no further procreation. Coconut brothers is a bond that will last a lifetime and will be cherished between the brothers
Yoo dude you wanna become coconut brothers?
by brugley August 21, 2021
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brother

A male or male-ish person who is either the greatest friend you'll ever get or your sibling.
If someone calls you their brother they love you, unless you're actually their brother, in that case they hate you.
-"I'm so proud of my brother!"
-"Believe me, you don't want an actuall brother."
by That's a name August 5, 2019
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Bernie Brothers

The Bernie Brothers are two very liberal brothers. They're obnoxious Bernie Sanders supports who say things like "feel the bern" and "Bernie or bust" very often, even if it isn't relevant at all. They were woke before woke was a political term, and they've been supporting Bernie since the day they were born. Nobody knows where they came from, but everyone knows who they are.
Person A: Did you see that the Bernie Brothers got into a fight with Tanner again?
Person B: Yeah, they got super pissed at him because he said that he didn't vote for Bernie
by Wadda 147 July 2, 2023
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My brother in christ

Meaning bro, homie, or some sort of word relating to friend.
Friend 1: "K bro hear me out, *says the most criminal thing you've ever heard*"
Friend 2: "My brother in christ, wtf?"
by berriboy January 31, 2024
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