Blake

A fat human being who serves no purpose other than bankrupting all you can eat buffets. Blakes have huge peperoni nipples and rape bigfoots in hotel beds. Blakes claim to have girlfriends but in reality they are Gorlocs the destroyers who might have a dick (I haven't checked). They are typically 6'0 but in width. If you see a Blake the typically take up the entire walk way. Blakes usually live paycheck to paycheck and get super excited if they find a nickel on the ground.

Person 1 - Who's that person taking up the entire hallway
Person 2 - Oh his names Blake

by Gorloc The Destroyer January 21, 2024

bike brain

A person who refuses to acknowledge that not everyone wishes to ride a bicycle.

Adam and Gaz suffer from chronic bike brain.

by Larry L January 29, 2024

Blake

she so pretty, she a calm spirited girl, that loves hard. she definitely a good friend.

Blake is so pretty.

by Iyaina November 19, 2023

bikey

E-Cigarette or Vape or Nic

You got bikey on you?

by Bikey fein November 21, 2023

Blake Lepp

Friend of Ben Poole(The Car God).Blake Lepp(The Penguin God) Is also at Crossroads Public school together they form the duo that everyone shakes their heads at but they don,t care.

I met Blake Lepp today

by BEN POOLE November 22, 2023

Blake

A queen

"Omg the queen! She is such a Blake!"

by queenblake February 20, 2024

Blake

simga man ultra simga yo enver know what hes thinking about dont mess with him or you are sure to feel true pain, remember to never mess with him, women fear him, fish want him

you never want to mess with a BLAKE and never underestimate him

by blakeambrosequarerl February 25, 2024