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ball job

ball job, pronounced (bawl job)also see ball jobbed, or ball jobbin'1, is the more acurately defined sexual act of philatio with particular attention being payed to the males scrotum. 2, when a mans testicales recieve the majority of the recipeants mouth massage as oppossed to the shaft of the penis. 3 a lye or bullshit synanomis with the phrase "jerking me off". ...the term in general is not a negative expereience because as all know, recieving oral sex, is most ussually always a plus
yo the bitch gave me a ball job yo...or she didn't just give me a blow job, she also gave me a ball job...also did you suck his dick cindy? yea and i ball jobbed him too..in addtion, are you for real, or are you just ball jobbin' me...
by fb_smooth March 25, 2008
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Poop Balls

1. Exclamation
2. Awsome tshirt from the whitest kids u know
3. BALLS MADE OF POO
1. "WHOLY POOP BALLS!!"
2. (u find it on youtube)
3. POOP BALLS
by bodilla October 15, 2008
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Groin Ball

Groinball is a game with a rich tradition. It was invented by the Japanese shortly after the second world war, but stolen by the white man and brought back to America, where it was developed into the modern game we all love. Two teams of two compete in Groinball. Two opposition players face each other inside a box marked on the ground and place their hands on each others' shoulders whilst their respective partners stand behind them. The object is for the players outside of the box to bounce tennis balls between their team mate's legs so that they hit the opponent in the groin. The game is scored much like boxing in that points are given for hits (2X points for friendly fire) and the match ends after a pre-determined period or through a KO (defined as a player crumbling and hitting the floor).
That was a fine game of groin ball, but it has left my nuts raw and tender
by itisipotman October 20, 2007
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Ball Jacked

The act of a woman wanting to make a man a husband in a very short time frame.
Everything was going great with sally but then she ball jacked me and now were getting married next week.
by absinthe_psychologist January 18, 2010
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ball coining

It's like, when you get a bunch of pennies, right, and you like, put 'em in your mouth and you get that nasty penny taste in your mouth... Wait, hold on, don't put this... put this... Nevermind, I'm just gonna keep going, I'm kinda high. And have your partner stand up and put your mouth on his balls, with the pennies in your mouth. You gotta keep trying to shoot pennies out of your mouth and try to get them on the top of the shaft with the balls in your mouth.
"If you're quite done ball coining me, all the pennies on my shaft are weighing me down. Bitch?"
by That guy's face August 31, 2006
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Newtons Balls

Where a woman gets double penetrated by 2 guys and their balls clash in the middle, essentially clacking like a set of Newtons Balls.
Dude, i had the weirdest sex last night. I was having a threesome with another chick and a dude and i swear there was some serious Newtons Balls flying about.
by Darryl Godoy May 20, 2008
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Ball U

"Ball U" is used on t-shirts, pennants, flags, and other college apparel.
by Ball U Grad October 27, 2008
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