The Angry Carpenter

The Angry Carpenter - Tie your girlfriend to a workbench and proceed to use sandpaper upon her Vagina, once smooth feel free to have sex with the bloody remains

Poor mrs Jamison, she died from The Angry Carpenter.
she was such a good teacher. Damn sandpaper is rough.

by The Comic November 5, 2012

Angry Bird Legs

A term describing the feeling of total numbness - or pins and needles in your legs whilst using your phone or other device (ipod etc) on the toilet. This happens when you rest your arms on your legs for added stability when playing a game or surfing the internet or facebook.

"what took you so long? you've been gone 20 minutes!".
"Oh yeah...i went to the loo and got angry bird legs".

by Olliepop October 26, 2012

Angry Powdrell

When you're having sex with a chick and she denys to to finish inside her without a condom, so you start slapping her with history books.

"Hey bro what did ya get up to last night", "Oh did the Angry Powdrell aye bro" "Choice"

by gb101 December 14, 2012

angry window

When one is having intercourse with his girlfriend in the proverbial "doggy style" position an you quickly switch out with your buddy, then run outside an wave at you girlfriend.

Bro my girlfriend broke up with me. I don't know why she was so pissed. I only angry windowed her.

by gun_run August 25, 2013

Angry Dana

A lesbian with a chip on her shoulder, especially in the work place.

That chick they just hired in the mail room is such an Angry Dana.

Susan got all Angry Dana when she was told she couldn't have New Year's Day off.

by JanePinkman September 24, 2013

angry newt

Anal sex move that involves marshmallow fluff, caramel syrup and an M&M insterted in the head of the penis.

So, after I gave her the angry newt, I got an infection in my urethra from the candy coating. M&M's apparently don't just melt in your mouth.

by Angry Mick February 5, 2012

Angry Grouch

The act of having sex with a midget on a trash can so that they are the same height as you.

He made an "angry grouch" when he banged that midget stripper after her show so hard he knocked her off her trash can. She was pissed.

by DONTHATECELEBRATE April 29, 2012