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anal miscalculation 

not to be confused with anal fraud

1. that's thinking youre hitting backdoor but realize you have been hitting straight back fat the moment you are about to nut. So you have to slap her in the back of the head and tell her she's trying to fraud.
dom:" I thought I was fucking this girl in the ass last night but I was just fucking her back fat so i had to slap her"

eddie:" that's an anal miscalculation"
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anal towing 

Anal towing occurs when two sexual partners link themselves at the anus, typically through anal beads. Both participants then tighten their rectums around the beads creating a firm grasp, while the dominant pulls the submissive as s/he crawls across the floor.
My girlfriend and I attempted anal towing last night - but we only made it a few feet before I lost the rig.
anal towing by BrockSampson June 13, 2013

anal science

A degree in anal science can only be obtained on "education connection.com" You can only get that degree online.
Guy:I have extreme pain in my ass!
Major in anal science: it's okay let me take a look
Guy: No!
Major in anal science: I have a degree in anal science.
Guy: Oh okay!
anal science by Dr. AnalScience September 30, 2013

anal walrus

a guy who always hogs a womans anus in bed, or always wants a womans anus,
or, a person being a complete douche !~
"ohmaigawd, richarD is such an anal walrus!~"
or,

" omaigawd, stop being an anal walrus, already!~"
The event in which your smartphone's Facebook messenger app makes a dinging sound causing you to check said message only to discover a conversation about anal sex. In that conversation, the word "ding" is now a reference to that event. Further, the use of the word "dong" as a reply to an anal dinging adds further hilarity as this is a reference to the male genitalia often used for the aforementioned anal sex.
"I was at work and got an anal ding. This brought a smile to my face."
anal ding by Cali Jester March 6, 2014

Anal Bond 

It is the measure of the undeniable weird attraction to a person and/or object; similar to when a women or man experiences losing their v-card for the first time.
Sarah: I love this new sweater you got me!
Max: Tone down that anal bond, fuck, its just a sweater...