Joe king

The self appointed name of every person who makes a joke and doesn't want to get the shit kicked outta them for it

"whats the difference between a catholic priest and a clothing drive?
with the priest the boys pants are only half off!"

"dude i was fucked by a priest against my will"

"im just joe king!"

by GattToDaChoppa December 30, 2020

Wankin Joe

The grand prize winner of the wankers ball. Often called the chaffing quuen or the speminator, he plays nintendo every day and every week he does yoga until he reaches the ultimate goal of sucking his own weiner. After the sperm is layed upon his mighty fingers, he then thrusts the sperm into his butt while reapeating the words, i am successful.

Mike Throckmorton is the Wankin Joe.

Did you see that guy, he has potential to be wankin joe this year.

I love sperm

by Buddy May 30, 2004

Joe mama

I am dating Joe...

I mean Joe mama bitch

I am dating joe

who is joe

Joe mama bitch

by qwertyuiopåÄSDFGHJKLÖÄ'ZXCVBNM October 10, 2019

Joe-Wee

A person formally known as joe, but wants a cool nickname

"Hey have you seen joe-wee anywhere?"
"yeah over there!"

by BB Butters October 29, 2006

stumpy joe

the original drummer in the british rock band "spinal tap"

It's too bad that stumpy joe choked on someone else's vomit; he was such a great drummer.

by Laura Ashley Lewis November 2, 2006

Joe mama

The great roast of a young individual who is a legend

It is played when someone shall play the card of joe

The other shall say joe who

Then the man the moth the legend shall respond with joe mama.

You are the most epic gamer if you shall play these cards.

Teacher *takes attendance*

Teacher “did i miss anyone’s name”
The man the moth the legend “oh you forgot joe
The teacher “joe who
The man the moth the legend “JOE MAMA

by CspGang November 8, 2019

Joe Bros

The best friends you could ever have . Usually a trio, like a trinity. Usually two boys and a girl. The friends you are loyal to a fault with. You don’t talk about how you feel about each other, but all you know is that you love them with all your heart. They are complete psychos. You share many inside jokes. There may be some drama (like one of them has a crush on the other, and the third ships them), but that doesn’t stop the friendship. Never let your Joe Bros go.

“Are you guys like a love triangle or something?”

“No! We’re Joe Bros!”

“Oh! Sorry guys!”

by Random girl 100405 May 22, 2018