Cracker Man

A man whore. Anyone with this title is honestly the biggest whore I've ever met, it's almost sad that he gets so much bitches,, it's like he has nothing better to do.

But besides that, He's probably the best to have a conversation with, 11 / 10, would recommend.
Oh look! It's Cracker Man!
by Dogsarehot202020 August 08, 2021
Get the Cracker Man mug.

cracker Saturday

The Sunday before a holiday when the rednecks go listen to country music and get drunk because they don’t have to get up for work in the morning
Drinks are on me tonight it’s cracker Saturday!
by September 03, 2023
Get the cracker Saturday mug.

scattered cracker

Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.
Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby
by soos September 19, 2021
Get the scattered cracker mug.

Cracker Move

Any move that a cracker makes
Teddy made a BIG CRACKER MOVE today by canceling open lunch
by OG Crackerman April 01, 2022
Get the Cracker Move mug.

banana fudge and crackers

Well to make it plain and simple no one knows what this entity is but eating this sad combination will make you sad but don’t worry it’s temporary… kind of. You see it’s addictive mixture makes you feel addicted to this substance and trust me a lot of research have done research but they are now addicted to the combination.
Jimmy bill Bob: HE YOU WANT TO EAT BANANA FUDGE AND CRACKERS

Devin: no I am already addicted to lean
by TOTALLYREALRESEARCHER December 31, 2022
Get the banana fudge and crackers mug.

Graham Cracker Cookie

The poor man’s desert.

It’s a simple graham cracker split in half with added frosting/icing in between for added sweetness.

It’s delightful with milk.
Have you tried Graham cracker cookies? I always used to make them as a kid.
by AniMANIA7983 January 31, 2019
Get the Graham Cracker Cookie mug.

Cracker Barrel

A white person’s cock that is fatter than long
That man over there’s got a huge Cracker Barrel
by OverlordObama June 15, 2021
Get the Cracker Barrel mug.