Strange candy

When you fall asleep in bed beside your wife or gf to wake up to a strange little Iike leprechaun type person with his face all tattooed up rubbing oil on you cutting your hair to make a doll out of while dipping a sucker in your shit cutter

I was asleep at Dustin's place had a dream some little want a be gangster was offering me some strange candy. You should stay away from that strange candy it will change you.

by Pours when it rains December 09, 2023

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mix candy wrappers

1. a sexual act wherein multiple males ejaculate into condoms and pass them along in a rotation pattern. It's kind of like telephone, but thought to be mostly gay.

Mark, Rick, and Steve are coming over for Halloween; we're going to mix candy wrappers and engage in various other homosexual acts.

by beefquesadilla September 25, 2009

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a woman with a piece of candy

Is a trans woman before surgery below the waist.

Some celebrities like a woman with a piece of candy.

by TeXaSPeAch1121 September 23, 2022

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sexy candy panda

A panda who licks peppermint candies that are taped to your nipples whilst stroking his bamboo.

I went to Asia so I could meet a sexy candy panda on the corner of Panda Express.

by Wing Wong Ching Chong November 11, 2015

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Candy Mountain

A unicorn who goes by the name of Charlie is led by his 2 side hores through a forest and guided through only with the spoken wisdom from the majestic Leopluradon.

“Well what do you know, there actually is a Candy Mountain.

Candy Mountain , Candy Mountain .. you feel me with sweet sugary goodness.

Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie.

Yeah Charlie, go inside the Cave.

Magical wonders are to behold when you enter. ”

by Bunnicula 🐇🍷 August 31, 2023

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