cracker captain

Ayo did you hear Cracker Captain is finally getting kicked out of office!!?!?
by Aocstan January 18, 2021
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bun cracker

A very idiotic person normally charactorized as a dumbass or retard. Not smart or bright. They tend to make a butt load of mistakes all the freaking time. Or they don't do want you want.
John- Dude, hand me that soda.
Kyle- No i'm too lazy.
John- You f**king bun cracker.
by imfreakingattractive July 26, 2011
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Cracker enthusiast

When a person of African descent is interested in only white people and not those of their own race.
Aye yo Terrell, them niggas be cracker enthusiasts!”
by Dr. Skidaddle September 13, 2020
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Cracker Monkey

A person that is 50/50 of white and black.
Look at dat Cracker Monkey
by Balls to the walls Zero February 16, 2024
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Sinking Cracker

A joke that a white person can't swim.
Guy 1: hey boy, what do you call a white boy that isn't strong enough to swim?

Guy 2: what?

Guy 1: A sinking cracker!... Get it?
by datru3th September 23, 2016
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cracker-toot

White people that are cracked out on meth or crank.
That cracker-toot was hiding in my backyard when the police came looking for them.
by Carmenkcruea October 16, 2021
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Gaseous Cracker

A white person with an excessive amount of gas.
Once the Gaseous Cracker has released it’s deadly fumes it can reach within a mile radius, known as the red zone. The next zone is known as the blue zone, where if inhaled can cause vomiting, diarrhea, hallucinations, and sometimes death.
by Sparky_lumps December 08, 2020
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