by lord of biffs August 1, 2024

24 ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ค ๐ ๐๐๐ช ๐๐๐ 7 ๐๐๐ช๐ค ๐ ๐จ๐๐๐
๐๐ ๐ฆ ๐ค๐ฅ๐๐ช ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฅ๐๐๐ฅ 24/7
by ๐๐ ๐ฃ๐๐๐ January 30, 2022

Anniversary for the best couple in the world
by April 7 September 28, 2021

Person: im going to kiss my boyfriend
Personโs friend: Why?
Person: Because his name starts with the letter A.
Personโs friend: So?
Person: its February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a
Personโs friend: Why?
Person: Because his name starts with the letter A.
Personโs friend: So?
Person: its February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a
by R4indr0q February 6, 2023

My friend: why are you sad?
Me: today is 7 July the anniversary of Syd Barrett death..
My friend: oh.. can we sing shine on together?
Me: obviously..
Together: ๐ถSHINE ON, YOU CRAZY DIAMOND๐ถ
Me: today is 7 July the anniversary of Syd Barrett death..
My friend: oh.. can we sing shine on together?
Me: obviously..
Together: ๐ถSHINE ON, YOU CRAZY DIAMOND๐ถ
by Light Keith July 8, 2025

This occurs every year, excluding leap years, such as this year, especially today Thursday 29th February 2024.
Me: I'm not available 24/7/365 this year, especially today.
Bob: Why?
Me: Because it's a leap year and today is February 29th!
Bob: Oh, that's cool! So are you available 24/7/366 instead?
Me: Heck yeah!
Bob: Why?
Me: Because it's a leap year and today is February 29th!
Bob: Oh, that's cool! So are you available 24/7/366 instead?
Me: Heck yeah!
by Mahrufur February 28, 2024

"All 7 Things and AAAAAHHHH come here, you all are in trouble" -Mom
"AAAAAHHHH, the WiFi is out" -Mom
"Mom, I can't fix that" -AAAAAHHHH
"Oh AAAAAHHHH sweetheart, I wasn't talking to you, I was screaming because the WiFi went out" -Mom
"Thing 1, come here!" -Mom
"Coming mom" -Thing 1
"No, I said Thing 1 not Thing 2" -Mom
"But Mom I am Thing 1" -Thing 1
"Oh sorry sweetheart you things look a lot alike" -Mom
They all have actual names, but they all started with "J" and it was too hard to remember, so I changed their names to Thing 1-7 and the troublemaker to AAAAAHHHH
"AAAAAHHHH, the WiFi is out" -Mom
"Mom, I can't fix that" -AAAAAHHHH
"Oh AAAAAHHHH sweetheart, I wasn't talking to you, I was screaming because the WiFi went out" -Mom
"Thing 1, come here!" -Mom
"Coming mom" -Thing 1
"No, I said Thing 1 not Thing 2" -Mom
"But Mom I am Thing 1" -Thing 1
"Oh sorry sweetheart you things look a lot alike" -Mom
They all have actual names, but they all started with "J" and it was too hard to remember, so I changed their names to Thing 1-7 and the troublemaker to AAAAAHHHH
by John,Jeorge,Jose,Josie,Jane,J May 9, 2018
