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codependency

verb – the act of tying a suicidal man, who is hanging from a bridge, to another seriously disturbed man that is already hanging from the other side of said bridge.
Lars was sad and tried to kill himself yesterday by hanging on to a rope from the Golden Gate bridge for a prolonged time. Since Bill O'Riley happened to be there, rappelling down the other side of the bridge towards a cruise ship full of liberal gay marriage supporters, I took the opportunity and codepencied (past tense of codependency) them three feet above the water. ... for science.
by vrrtep March 16, 2012
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Codester

The Act Of Giving Your Girlfriend Head While Her Mother is Sitting 10 Feet Away.
While Sitting In the Living Room He Proceeded To Give Her a Codester.
by eidocmik July 27, 2009
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Coded

U embarrassed yourself
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codeosynthesis

It's the unique process that the species lackius lifius, commonly known as a programmer, which enables it to convert C8H10N4O2 (caffeine) into binary manipulation algorithms, also known as code.
Over a 3 month period Steve Wozniak went went through the process of codeosynthesis to create the Apple II computer. He ate pizza and drank insane amounts of coffee to complete the project.
by kivo360 April 23, 2014
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Codewrecker

AFuckNotBeingGiven is battling Codewrecker
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Cheat Codes

Basically when boys or men use they own beauty to lure non-attractive women and give them false love, hope to have sex with multiple women and increase they body count.
I've been using cheat codes lately to increase my body count.
by Guy Code ZA February 22, 2021
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codeus

Possibly the greatest man alive. After surviving numerous early suicide attempts, he grew up into a fat guy. He has four kids, three wives, and a slut. In total, I have had sex a bajillion times. Codeus is my name, sexual intercourse with middle-aged asian woman who are between the ages of 18 to 21 and are shaved is my game.
The boy was ALMOST as cool as Codeus.
by Codeus May 14, 2004
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