ZOEY SIMPS FOR ALEXXX

SHE A FUCKING SIMP FOR SOMEONE WHO TREATS HER LIKE SHIT

PERSON: LOOK AT ZOEY WOW
PERSON 2: IK RIGHT BUT NO ONE CAN EVER GET HER BC ZOEY SIMPS FOR ALEXXX

by 1babby268 September 21, 2020

Zoey

The misspelling of the name "Zoe"

"Hey your name is Zoey right?"
"Yeah!"
"That's spelled Z-O-E-Y, right?"
"It's Z-O-E"

by Baisouzen January 6, 2009

zoye

a dumbass

he's such a zoye

by bert99 April 26, 2014

Zoey 101

The act of fucking some back in time usually back to Nickelodeon circa 2001

I smashed sum Asian chick so hard she started watching Zoey 101 again.

by Sum Asian chick February 24, 2018

Zoey

The wrong way to spell the name Zoe. Spelling it Z-O-E is much cooler.

I.M. Conversation:

Stupid Person: "Hey Zoey!"
Zoe: "It's actually Zoe."
Stupid Person: "Oh!"

Next Day on I.M.:

Zoe: "Hello."
Stupid Person: "Hey Zoey!!"
*Zoe Has Signed Out*

by sillygirl1221 June 24, 2009

zoeynovix

A zoeynovix is someone who is, despite overwhelming evidence, immune to admitting errors.

"I just encountered a zoeynovix, yuck, now I really need to cleanse myself thoroughly else it might stick."

by ThrowawayMC March 13, 2017

Zoesexual

The romantic and sexual attraction only to someone named Zoe.

"My girlfriends name is Zoe, therefore I am Zoesexual."

by Black Eyrie June 29, 2022