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new zealand

A small country 2200km from Australia, it is made up of two relitvaly large islands that are split by a narrow channel. The inhabitants of this island seem to have a deep seated hatred for Australians (C'mon Kiwis, we all ANZAC's here, craka please.), possibly because Australia seems to have claimed Russel crowe as their own.
I don't think all New zealanders shag sheep or say Fush and chups, but watch me quickly pull out these things when we verse em' at footy.
by Aussie April 9, 2005
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New Zealand

A beautiful country in the Pacific Ocean. The air smells so fresh its almost sweet. Everywhere you go people smile at you and greet you, they make you feel welcome. Once you leave New Zealand you crave it and feel a deep urge to go back.
Man I dream about New Zealand every night
by galpalkyl101 March 24, 2016
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zealot

person 1: when we burnin down the school!
person 2: Chill zealot. the boss aint here yet. you know the rules
by Devan Benoit May 19, 2006
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Team New Zealand

The holy grail of New Zealand's yachting elite in 1995, bringing home the Americas Cup to Auckland, then sucessfully defending it in the year 2000.
"The Americas Cup is NOW New Zealand's Cup" - Pete Montgomery - commentating for Team New Zealand
by MRasdafasd August 4, 2008
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Zeal

The safari was fun. Have you ever had zeal? It's like veal, but has a kick.
by joopykunk April 7, 2011
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New Zealand

New Zealand is a pretty awesome country. Why is Australia being mentioned so much when these definitions are about NZ? *confused*

I guess it's because we're close, yes that's right... we are close enough that we might as well join together to be one country {If it wasn't for you people getting really crazy over what country is better}

Both Australia and New Zealand have their good point and their bad points :)
So chill, people-

PS- Sheep Sex? That's just wrong... beastiality is so wrong...

****ANZAC****
--New Zealand and Australia would both be stronger if the people of both contries worked together--
by Eden May 31, 2005
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zelalem

A type of Ethiopian cuisine. usually male. Also referred to bad drivers who run into poles because they are unprepared for driving in winters.

2# people who party on the 2nd floor wherever they are and think Bob Marley is the shit.
Zelalem: you need a new battery for your car.


ZEEEEE!!! DONT hit the freaking pole.
by Rubio, Na, Ishmael April 17, 2009
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