broken yokes

When you have big sloppy titties, and massive nipples that look like an egg with the yoke broken all over the place

wendy has massive nipples that look like broken yokes

by andrewpp May 4, 2007

yoked

To takeoff in the polevault with a bent top arm then the arm straightens out producing a violent jerk on the shoulder. The term was developed in the state of Oklahoma.

After he grabbed his shoulder in pain Steve knew he had gotten yoked at the takeoff.

by Big Russ Dog February 2, 2010

yoked up

1. to steal
2. (less common) to inflict injury upon

1. I yoked up them rims from Walmart.
2. Keep actin up and you'll get yoked up.

by ringzhz May 9, 2008

yoked

To get over, or to use to your advantage the ignorance or inability of others....( Root): As in oxen being yoked, you harness their dumbass to your advantage.

The people in my fantasy league didn't know what the hell they were doing, so I yoked their ass at the trade deadline.

by DiabolicalHAter August 11, 2010

Yokemaster

An extremely muscular or athletic person. Usually intimidating and tend to have tattoos from their jail stretches where they obtained such muscles or athleticism.

Tristan: I just saw the biggest yokemaster walking an english bulldog!

Saxon: Damn, was he tatted up?

by Yokemaster313 August 19, 2011

Yoker

(Yoker) - Person that is buffed out. Lots of muscles!

Did you see that guy? Yeah that dudes all Yoked up. He’s either a bodybuilder or he just got out of prison. What a Yoker!!

by Cali J October 16, 2018

equally yoked

Also a Christian, like me. (See the dating site equallyyoked.com). Carries the connotation of bearing the same burden as I do, but, in this modern age when some of the biggest bullies in the country think they're the biggest victims, can be read as a loud whine, with a touch of smirk, that "we Christians (namely, the most cultish, repressed, judgmental, control-freak, childishly simplistic ones) just can't catch a break, can we?"

"He was a great guy, moral, upstanding, gentlemanly... but we just weren't equally yoked."

by lexicontraband November 3, 2011