12 year old

12 year olds these days are playing fortnite while hitting their juul and cussing at their mom they are hated by most teens and are so ready to be a teen they are probably more mature than you think they are

12 year old-fuck bro hand me my mother fucking juul this bitch just called me 12 like i’m gonna be 13 next month

by 69$$$$$$ October 19, 2018

7 year old gamers

7 year old gamers are typically into Minecraft and use a slurred voice, they own "secret" YouTube channels (with around three subs) and have $20 handheld cameras over their broken i-pads.
They sometimes own their own singing channels (don't worry it's worse than their "lets-plays" and grammar combined)

7 year old gamers have 3 subs

by Pengueleon July 23, 2016

12 year old's

A 12-year-old is typically used as a condescending generalization for someone nieve, immature, or weird on the internet.

In COD lobby chat
12 year old's: get slammed you pussys let's go EZ!!!
Normal human: STFU 12-year-old

by anonymous December 9, 2020

nine year old army

The most loyal group of Pewdiepie supporters in existence. If T-series passes, these will be the last survivors to fend for their king.

Bob: Hey, you part of the nine year old army
Joe: What's that?
Bob: Pewdiepie's most loyal subscribers.
Joe: Sign me up!

Grade 4 teacher: Shut up and listen.

by lmao111111111112 April 8, 2019

Horny 10-year olds

A majority of the people at this site, who like to type in dirty definitions.

Also see loser.

by Shady51 March 23, 2004

9 Year Old Army

The traditional army of Pewdiepie, our lord and saviour. As soon as one of the 9 year olds turn ten they go straight to Ali A. The 9 Year Old Army is sworn to defend their king against the armies of the evil corporate entity; T-Series. As of the publishing of this definition, the 9 year old army has approximately 88,393,093,230 troops.

I am a sworn member of the 9 Year Old Army

by TheKomodo2019 March 7, 2019

40 year old serbian

A man with a lot of pubic hair.
As made famous by the move "I love you, Man"

I took him to the beach and he had a bush like a 40 year old serbian

by w00tman123 January 19, 2010