You know I love food 

Simply a song about food. You know I love food, food is my best friend
Food is my life, I am alive, I AM FREE, and I will never ever stop eating.

Person 1: "Bro you know I love food!"
Person 2: "Then shut up and listen to this song called "You know I Love Food"

You know I love food by ILoveFoooooooooooooooooood May 21, 2021

you know what? fuck you 

this nigga hurt. either about to walk away or hurt you severely.

person a: you a lame ass bitch

person b: you know what? fuck you.

you know what? fuck you by strongest anime fanatic June 28, 2022

you know what really sucks? 

the warning of when the sayer is about to do something bad, really bad.

"Hey, Johnny, you know what really sucks?"
"what?"
*5-stars Johnny*
"that's what really sucks."

you know what really sucks? by zoo man June 4, 2005

You know what time it is! 

Basically a statement said to acknowledge how incredibly trashed someone is. You can say it to acknowledge someone else or you can say it to acknowledge how messed up you are.

If you are on another level of fucked up you can also respond that you are the clock. Who ever is the most fucked up is the clock.

A:"Duuuuuuuuuuuude!!!!"
B: "You know what time it is!"

A:"Do you know what time it is!?"
B:"Bitch, I'm the clock!"

A:"You know what time it is!!!"

A:"Dude, he knows what time it is."
B:"Bro, he is the clock"

You know what time it is! by roll_model December 18, 2011

you know english is my second language, right? 

To get out of everything when you are a foreigner

Police: "sir, you were going 100 mph in a 20 mph zone. I need you to take you to custody"
Me: " you know english is my second language, right?"
Police: "oh you are fine then. Have a good day!"

Person 1: "Dude! Why didnt you invite me to the party you threw? I thought I was one of your closer friends!!"
Person 2: "Dude! you know english is my second language, right?"
Person 1: "Oh nevermind then! we are cool!"

you know english is my second language, right? by thebeastfrommiddleeast November 11, 2017

You know what time it is! 

A statement relating to going to the bar and making everyone else know they are also required to go to the bar. Usually responded with the word 'MONEY' from everyone else who are heading to the bar.

A: "You know what time it is!"
B: MONEY!

A: "You know what time it is!"
B: DRINKS!

A: "You know what time it is!"

You know what time it is! by Mayneman June 23, 2015

You know who's Mike? 

Some kind of DN joke

"- You know who's Mike?"
"- Who?"
"- Mike ock"
sound like "my MALE GENITAL"

You know who's Mike? by HapUnicorn June 27, 2021