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Woof

So, I don't know if anyone else does this, but when my band director talks too much, he finishes off by saying, "woof." It's like, "Phew!" but...woof.
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah............ and now we're going to play this warm up....... blah blah blah..... woof!
by that band/drama/nerd/crazy kid November 8, 2020
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Woof

Slang: something you say to express dismay, failure, unattractiveness, surprise or sympathy.

Generally means the same thing as the much later-occurring slang "oof".
A: I just failed my math exam
B: Woof

X: This burger doesn't look anywhere near as good as the ad
Y: Woof! That's an abomination if I've ever seen one.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 28, 2021
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woof

a reaction statement to pretty much anything, but most commonly in gossip, judging another

woof can also be a form of agreement, disagreement, and can also be used in a complementary sense

The word is usually stated just how it reads in a different tone, though sometimes it may be said in an actual bark
"Have you heard what horrible decisions Liv is making with her life?!"
"Woof"
"What do you think of this outfit?"
"Woof"
"They broke up because he wanted alone time even though they’re thousands of miles apart and I just saw a picture of him with his ex-girlfriend"
"Woof"
"Can we facetime right now?"
"Woof"
"It might be time to get off of Instagram"
"Woof"
"This* politician is in my town"
"Woof"
"Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin"
"Woof
by Goou December 1, 2019
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Woof

A woof is someone who is very Hot and visually appealing. They usually stick out in the room and pass as a smash.
"Don't look too obviously but a Woof has just walked in"
by Insane14Feb May 18, 2023
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woof

context and tone based word, typically used to provide further opinion on a subject

often replaced with :
woah
slay
damn
eww
oh woof, this song is insane
woof- look who just showed up
by backseatt July 10, 2025
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Woof

Used to remark on something that sounds dirty. Similar to 'that's what she said' only not childish and outdated. Usually used with double entendres.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.” Woof.
― L. Frank Baum
by svak.fk;vsb August 15, 2016
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tumble woof

The dog hair that blows around the house like tumbleweed.
This only usually becomes a problem when the dog is malting.
We really need to vacuum, the tumble woof is getting out of control.
by anonymous December 17, 2020
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