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WindMill

The sexual act of winding up your cock and then releasing it as you cum.
Guy 1: Bro i did the Windmill last night if was like a kinked hose getting unkinked!
Guy 2: Oh yeah thats cool i think.
by Goosd August 19, 2022
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Windmill

(V.) To have sex
“My boyfriend and I windmilled 4 times
“Let’s windmill”
by Lazer5 July 30, 2019
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Arkansas Windmill

The act of having intercourse with a midget and you pick her up and twist her full body on your dick in a circular motion.
I gave that girl Wendy an Arkansas Windmill last night.
by PervertedPatrickStar69 January 21, 2024
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windmill jousting

When you have sex with a girl while she spins around
I really enjoyed windmill jousting my girlfriend last night!
by BigDipper45 January 8, 2015
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windmill wank

On insertion of the penis into an armpit, (usually not one's own), the recipient rotates the arm windmill-style until the desired consummation is attained.
We've tried everything except a windmill wank; there simply isn't room in her tiny bedsit.
by philologue August 19, 2011
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windmiller

to put a walking cane or broom stick in ones anus.
Friend 1: "Dude, joe stuck his grandmas walker in his cinnamon ring last night, tennis ball and all."
Friend 2: "Oh Man!! I bet he windmillered that shit hard core!!!!"
by M.A.1213 January 6, 2011
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Flock of sparrows hitting a windmill

This is the sound made when the brown hail from your anus hits the porcelain of the toilet.
"That vindaloo from last night sounded like a flock of sparrows hitting a windmill this morning, and it left my arse like 12 guage birdshot, I'm telling you!" Winston Churchill the day after meeting Queen Elizabeth the 2nd for the first time over a Ruby Murray.
by Kingmob Barbelith May 19, 2022
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