Breeching Whale

While in the act of sexual intercourse oral or vaginal a partner is deprived of breathing air and upon release they rise up to breath like that of a "Breeching Whale"

1.A couple having intercourse while in a hot tub during the males run up the a climax he inadvertinlly holes the head of his partner under water after climax he releases her as she surfaces for air she resembles a "Breeching Whale".
2.This can also be done out of water,a couple in bed the woman giving the man head he has the blankets pulled over her body and head during the run up to climax he lets a fart slip out holding her down until he climaxes and then releasing her she throws off the covers and surfaces like a "Breeching Whale"gasping for fresh air.

by shankmiester April 8, 2011

whale surfing

Metaphor for when a midget porks a humungous woman, normally in the early hours after a drinking bout at a night club.

Look at the state of Briggsy. Has he been Whale Surfing again?

by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 5, 2006

whales tail

The top portion of a thong that sticks out over the back of the pants when a female bends over.

"Maria's drunk ass fell on the floor clearly displaying her whales tail."

by l3lizz4rd July 13, 2005

killa whales

Police, Cops, five o, luv puttens, etc.
(Patrol cars in the Bay Area are black and white.) Killa Whales.

I'm gettin tired of always duckin and hidin from these killa whales.

by Furly Ghost August 18, 2005

Land Whale

A person who is obese and has a big enough overhang to shelter a moose.

Wow see that fat kid over there... he is a land whale.

by Offrey J May 27, 2006

bikini whale

An overweight woman that refuses to admit that she is too fat and thinks she looks good in a bikini.

Cover your eyes dude, here comes a bikini whale

by Skip Hartley November 26, 2007

Whale Calling

The noise generated deep in the bowels when you're holding in a fart. This usually happens in large groups and/or close quarters with other individuals. The sound is quite similar to the underwater calls of the blue whale, which can include clicking noises and long, soulfull groans. Individuals engaged in whale calling will often blame hunger, and that the noise is a "growling" stomach, but the astute observer should readily identify the sound as flatulence desperate to escape the confines of the "caller's" bowels. The whale call may also be referred to as a "reverse-fart".

Denise (upon whale calling): Oh my, I'm so hungry my stomach is growling!

Fritz: Bullshit, it's 2pm and you just ate...you're whale calling because you probably have to take a dump.

by The Good Reverend Doctor January 9, 2013