by Ebendiah May 3, 2017
Get the feel the weight ofmug. When you and you're girlfriend move in together, you tend to gain weight because she always want to go out to eat.
Hey bro you wanna go out to eat?
Nah man I gained some girlfriend weight ever since Natasha moved in.
Nah man I gained some girlfriend weight ever since Natasha moved in.
by fredyo April 18, 2017
Get the girlfriend weightmug. by procersapientiae April 15, 2021
Get the Russian weightmug. A hierarchical social caste of the drug trading network in the United States of America. A weight nig works hard to push large weights of drugs (primarily marijuana) at the local level, serving as a crossroads between the common public and the organized drug traffickers. Weight nigs have the unique ability to always reappear as a completely new human being every time the police arrest or kill weight nigs.
A: Psst! Hey, can you get me like an ounce of weed and 5 g of GHB tonight?
B: Uh, my usual guy was arrested, so I can't help much.
A: C'mon dude! I know you just bought him!
B: Hey, PSST! I ain't no weight nig, he was! Fuck off!!
B: Uh, my usual guy was arrested, so I can't help much.
A: C'mon dude! I know you just bought him!
B: Hey, PSST! I ain't no weight nig, he was! Fuck off!!
by National Drugsgraphic August 18, 2018
Get the Weight nigmug. by Gym goer 123 October 13, 2021
Get the Foam Weightmug. 1 : "Be honest, does this dress make me look fat?"
2: "I mean, you have put on some weight since I last saw you."
1: "Yeah, but it's Santa weight. I'm gonna lose it by January."
2: "I mean, you have put on some weight since I last saw you."
1: "Yeah, but it's Santa weight. I'm gonna lose it by January."
by Xpngs&cats December 5, 2016
Get the Santa Weightmug. Things inside of your pants pockets that give the appearance that you are wider than you actually are (i.e. keys, chapstick, wallets).
"Jeremy, you look bigger for some reason."
"That's because I have pocket weight. This wallet is too big."
"Tina, you would look so much better in those shorts if you would just get rid of that pocket weight! Put your damn keys and cell in your purse."
"That's because I have pocket weight. This wallet is too big."
"Tina, you would look so much better in those shorts if you would just get rid of that pocket weight! Put your damn keys and cell in your purse."
by ViatheV June 21, 2011
Get the Pocket Weightmug.