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wake and stink

adrains favorite pasttime. wake and bake.
adrian, the king of mids, everymoring thinks, "time to wake wake and stink"
by G-doff February 2, 2009
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Wake Dream

Wake Dream is the name of a song by Lime, an NRG music group from the 1980s. It is also a dream, of which your mind is still 'awake'; very much like a lucid dream.
"Hey guys, you wanna listen to Lime?"

"Oh yeah! Hey, what's the name of that song that you like so much?"

"... Wake Dream."

Or,

"Guys, what do you call it when you go right into a dream, without a lapse in consciousness?"

"Uh, that's what they call a 'wake dream', dude. Were you able to influence what happened in the dream?"

"Yeah. And, I knew it was a dream."

"Yup. That's a wake dream."
by Judge Jeremy June 13, 2008
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Fart Wake

The ripple of stench left by a coworker as they walk down the hall, often on their way from the bathroom but frequently just to spread the incriminating evidence.
Stepping out of my cubicle, I encountered a nasty fart wake left by mike down the hall.
by never7 February 4, 2009
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Wake and Face

The act of "Facebooking" before you climb out of bed.

A spin-off of "Wake and Bake" which is the act of "toking" up right after waking up.
Dave: "Why were you so late for work."
Zach: "Because I lost track of time wake and facing",

I always miss breakfast because I wake and face
by xxSHANNONxx March 11, 2011
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wake-off

this morning I had an awesome wake-off

this morning I caught my roommate waking-off
by dead water July 24, 2015
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Wake Forest

A small town on the outskirts of Raleigh, NC that houses NOTHING to do on a Friday or Saturday night. Used to be a very closed-knit community, but as people started to migrate towards Raleigh, they started heading north to Wake Forest. Now you can find people that clearly don't belong, aka Trophy wives and their two-year-old babies, instead of the amazing Southerners that once inhabited the area. There are three main schools that belong in the Wake Forest Area

Wake Forest*duh*: Mostly drunks. They are in the school that is falling apart and older than dirt itself.

Wakefield: The slut school, where people keep dying left and right because they are drunks as well.

The Franklin Academy: A Luddy school that is super gay and has uniforms. Also, they have some of the most creative yet closed minded people ever.


Places to go in Wake Forest:
The Wake Forest Coffee Company
Cotton Company
Shorties
The Library-if you really are that bored
The Seminary


If you get really crazy you can go on the railroad tracks and wait for a train to run you over. That'll be more fun then you can possibly imagine. And the best thing to do on a Friday Night.
Wake Forest is a lot like New York City, only minus the New, York and City parts.
by slickjane March 24, 2009
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bake and wake

When you smoke cannabis right before you attend a a funeral/wake. Often seemed as disrespectful to the one who has passed, only because they failed to be in the cyph.
My dad just died. Lets get high and go to the funeral tomorrow hence the bake and wake you stupid bitch
by Tumbo aka J Blunts September 14, 2009
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