Vegetable pie

Eating out a woman that is in a vegetable state.
Monica has been the best vegetable pie I've ever eaten.
by Sparkosa September 16, 2023
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Vegetable Frisbee

An inside joke between Joe, Josh and Ethan.
"Vegetable Frisbee" *Laughing*
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Moist Vegetable

What your mate is when they want to do something other than what the boys are doing - usually girlfriend related or boring af.

Synonyms: schweff, wet lettuce, pussy whipped

Antonyms: MVP, top boy
Person 1 - "You keen for some Fifa and a bev?"
Person 2 - "insert shift excuse"
Person 1 - "Absolute moist vegetable mate"
by schweffganistan December 15, 2016
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Vegetism

Discriminating against certain vegetables for no apparent reason.
The cadet, in a traditional example of vegetism, was placed in CMC for cutting his romaine lettuce with a knife, knowing full well only iceberg is allowed to be so cut.
by grubecnerwal October 08, 2021
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Buttering The Vegetable

When you ejaculate on a person in a vegetative state. Then, smear it on that person like butter.
You think you got lucky, i was buttering the vegetable last night.
by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020
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Buttering The Vegetable

When you cum on a person in a vegetative state amd smear it on them like butter.
Bro, you think you had a great night? I was buttering the vegetable!
by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020
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