people who not only live longer, but are annoying af because they're always talkking about how "You need to stop killing animals" When they are literally slaughtering potatoes and fruits like ey
Josie: I'm vegan
Brian: Nobody gives a shit
Josie: It's better for the world
Brian: McDonalds is better for the world
Brian: Nobody gives a shit
Josie: It's better for the world
Brian: McDonalds is better for the world
by DatBoiKremit March 5, 2019
Get the Veganmug. Relating to a diet consistenting of anything made out of grass, leaves, twigs, dirt, or in some cases, moderately to highly decomposed compost.
Wow, I love this vegan meal of salted milkweed leaves with a side of African Savannah soil broiled in moderately decomposed dog shit oil.
I got this deliciously hideous dish from Cafe Gratitude.
I got this deliciously hideous dish from Cafe Gratitude.
by CHRIS ROETHLISBERGER June 15, 2016
Get the Veganmug. A term used to describe someone that is being oversensitive and/or pedantic. Named after vegans, who are usually quite overprotective when people have a valid opinion on their lifestyle, and are just plain hipsters- with an extra dose of cuntyness.
Dave- Hey Courtney, wanna go out for a drink with me sometime?
Courtney- NO! I'm too busy! I can't believe you'd ask me something like that, asshole!
Dave- Jesus... No need to be so fucking Vegan about it Courtney...
Katie- Hey Josh! do you want me to grab you some McDonalds on the way home from work?
Josh- Erm no. I'm having a wheatgrass wrap for dinner, thanks! I don't need your shitty junk food!
Katie- Josh, why are you being such a fucking hipster all of a sudden?
Josh- STFU Katie. Its a lifestyle... Of course I'm not a hipster! Asshole!
*hangs up*
Katie- ARRGH! Why does Josh have to be so vegan sometimes?!
Courtney- NO! I'm too busy! I can't believe you'd ask me something like that, asshole!
Dave- Jesus... No need to be so fucking Vegan about it Courtney...
Katie- Hey Josh! do you want me to grab you some McDonalds on the way home from work?
Josh- Erm no. I'm having a wheatgrass wrap for dinner, thanks! I don't need your shitty junk food!
Katie- Josh, why are you being such a fucking hipster all of a sudden?
Josh- STFU Katie. Its a lifestyle... Of course I'm not a hipster! Asshole!
*hangs up*
Katie- ARRGH! Why does Josh have to be so vegan sometimes?!
by XxX_5crub_Fukr_69_XxX November 23, 2015
Get the Veganmug. Woman sucking a vegan
Husband: Honey... what are you doing?
Woman: Well would you rather have me sucking a person! Let me cook in peace!
Husband: Honey... what are you doing?
Woman: Well would you rather have me sucking a person! Let me cook in peace!
by Carnivorous Ed February 15, 2010
Get the Veganmug. a discrete way to insult someone or something you don’t like
also something to call annoying or rude people
for example, don’t call someone gay as an insult like every 10 year old, call them vegan
(used on non-vegans ofc)
also something to call annoying or rude people
for example, don’t call someone gay as an insult like every 10 year old, call them vegan
(used on non-vegans ofc)
by that’s so vegan January 8, 2020
Get the veganmug. Well, vegan you!
This looks like a cluster vegan.
Use the right tool or it will get all veganed up.
Hey, did you vegan my sister?
Are we veganed or what!
This looks like a cluster vegan.
Use the right tool or it will get all veganed up.
Hey, did you vegan my sister?
Are we veganed or what!
by F. Kennedy July 19, 2007
Get the veganmug.