ur mum

Typically used by 12 year old British kids with elite humour. Used as an insult

Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: ur mum 😎

by gay for ur mum February 16, 2022

ur mum

gay

jim: ugh you are so stupid
carl: ur mum gay
jim:*ligit fucking dies*

by Your_local_lesbian December 30, 2019

Ur mum gay

Commonly used as an insult during fights

Kevin: Ur mum gay
Steve:No u

by Big bob who’s mum is dead January 19, 2020

ur mum

ur mum is a person who likes your dad. she also likes sleeping in a weekdays and being late for work. ur mum is someone you can count on to make a burnt omlet at midnight. ur mum likes going to partys celebrating kids birthday partys; and especially the random neighbor kids who lives next door which she likes more than you. she typically has a farting issue when shes at campfires.

kids friend: hey look its ur mum
kid: thats not my mum thats ur mum

by urmum12345 April 29, 2021

Ur Mum

Ur Mum is a person that is usually really hot or really fat ( in American jokes ) spelling it in an American way ( Ur MOM ) is unacceptable.

Omg! That persons standards are so high they could date Ur Mum!

by Nadyak August 7, 2022

ur mum

ur mum

person1: *insert awkward question or conversation*

person2: “ur mum”

by Har Har Cowface August 11, 2022

ur mum

joke

Shut up!
"Your mum"

by asjjsajsjjxjppshpjoi August 3, 2023