Turquoise Tosser

Someone who arselicks the awful bus operator Arriva.

"at least it's some improvement", that's exactly the type of phrase only a Turquoise Tosser would say!

by NETransport November 17, 2020

Bell Tosser

A queer, or a man who likes men.

GABE: dude my brother called me a dick sucker and hurt my sexuality!

MOM: oh shut the fuck up you bell tosser!

by Bill Wurtz July 21, 2020

Tosser

Wank

Joe : what a tosser

by PB420 September 11, 2018

banana tosser

Someone who Jacks off 2 or more men at a time

I bet she's a banana tosser

by Xx__pussyDestroter__xX July 28, 2015

Tosser

The act of attempting to masturbate or Toss from someone who is physically challeneged or retarded and is unable to do so because of this handicap.

Adam your drunk and acting like a tosser.

by Takticher April 2, 2009

Cock tosser

For when cock, or just tosser, or even wanker isn’t harsh enough... Like the difference between “dick” and “prick,” “cock tosser” allows for an even punchier pronunciation, so feel free to lay the disdain on thick.

It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.

“Urgh, Ryan? Lock the door next time! I don’t need to see you cock tossing you cock tosser!”

“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”

May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.

E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”

by Bi like a bicycle August 24, 2019

Crust tosser

crust tossers are people who are lower on the evolutionary scale. They drive big trucks, and they are usually young men. They carry little Cesar’s pizza, and throw the crust at you. Crust tossers are creepy, and come with an unsettling vibe.

That creepy weirdo is a crust tosser!

by Drew Alcindor August 20, 2023