Word Salad Tosser

Someone who is not at a loss-for-words whilst bequeathing a rim job to their lover. Said yakety-jaws feels the need to continue the conversation well into the act of rimming, thus, depriving their mate from enjoying the unique erotic pleasure of analingus.
Sparks were flying in the bedroom last night--rimming was on the menu, however, the server was a real Word Salad Tosser ....yeah, he wouldn't shut the f**k up!
by joeydnewyork August 13, 2024
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Word Salad Tosser

Someone who, whilst in the midst of proffering Anal fellatio, tries to speak with their partner, and, you know, carry on a conversation at the same time.
Profferer: "Murrmurrmrmurr Hmm Murr GrrM rrmm!"

Receiver: "What?"

Profferer: "MMMRR MERR MRRRRE HMMM RMM RUMMM HURR!"

Receiver: "WHAT? Just shut up! A regular Word Salad Tosser over here!"
by joeydnewyork April 10, 2024
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drunk tossers

When two men get hammered and find each others holes
My dad said he was not gay but then after going out with family I found out his buddy’s are drunk tossers.
by Truthoftheword July 27, 2021
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Mushroom Tosser

a comeback insult to an overly P.C. bastard
P.C. bastard: Racist!

Comeback: Mushroom Tosser!
by H.A.L. May 12, 2011
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Crust tosser

crust tossers are people who are lower on the evolutionary scale. They drive big trucks, and they are usually young men. They carry little Cesar’s pizza, and throw the crust at you. Crust tossers are creepy, and come with an unsettling vibe.
That creepy weirdo is a crust tosser!
by Drew Alcindor August 20, 2023
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Woodbridge coin tosser

Vicious vigilante who throws coins at people who are walking the sidewalks of Woodbridge. His identity is yet to be revealed but his victims exceed over 20+ people.
“Have u heard about the bay harbour butcher
“Nah but the Woodbridge coin tosser is much more brutal”
“I heard he gives Jews the coins, he can’t be that bad”
by Uncle Stronz February 07, 2025
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Tosser

British and Commonwealth slang for an idiotic or unintelligent fellow. It is used in informal slang and it is the British equivalent of the word “jerk”.
Oliver: Hey, did you see that ol’ chap over there? William: Yeah mate, he’s a tight-fisted tosser.
by Ask_a_brit_yankee April 08, 2025
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