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Toobin

Masturbating on a workplace Zoom call whilst thinking the camera is off.
I might be in trouble. I was toobin on this morning's WIP call and I think Gary and Jessica saw me. Better make sure the camera's off when HR gets in touch; don't want to go two-for-toobin.
by Tommy G (Syd) October 19, 2020
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Toobin'

The act of taking one's dick out and jacking off furiously during video meatings
Jeffrey got fired for toobin' and gloopin' at today's staff meeting
by Sickdickey October 19, 2020
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full toobin

Masturbating on a video call in full view of coworkers, like Jeffery Toobin does.
Did you see Jeff go full toobin on the zoom call today?
by nope_mcnopeynope October 19, 2020
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Toobin

I was toobin to our hot HR lady on that call.
by gmoney888 October 19, 2020
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toobin

Spanking your monkey on a ZOOM call and thinking Mute turned your camera off.
Guy was Toobin during the staff meeting.
by illybay721 October 20, 2020
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Toobin’ off

When you masturbate at your desk during a zoom meeting.
He got horny during a this zoom meeting and now he’s in there Toobin’ off
by Diabeetus Maximus May 7, 2022
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Toobin

I thought I turned off my camera when I decided it was a good time to Toobin
by GeneralPepe October 19, 2020
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